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So, my girlfriend was at mine tonight, and you know how it goes. Afterwards, I safely tied up the Johndom and put it in a box in my bin. About half an hour later I walked her home and came back about 20 mins later. Here's the fun part; I walked back in the house and my sister said 'the dog found this in your room' and handed me a chewed up johnny wrapper
I just said 'ah well, at least I'm using them!' They proceeded to phone their friends and tell them. Stupid ****ing dog.
Now its kinda awkward
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#2
Well then.

What a day?
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#3
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#4
Dogs and logs.
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#5
you sister picked it up ... yewwww

its good to know you are using protection
#11
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you sister picked it up ... yewwww

its good to know you are using protection

I think he's talking about the wrapper, not the condom itself.
#12
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wait.

u keep used condoms?

i think his dog dug it out of the trash


what'd your parents do?
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#13
I say you use the force to expand your sisters stomach until it makes her body explode.
grok it.

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#14
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I'M HAVING SEX!!!!!!!!!!

fixed
#15
So? Your sister phones her friends and told them what? I can imagine how that phonecall went.

"HEY GUESS WHAT?"

"lol wut"

"MY BROTHER HAS CONDOM PACKETS LOLOL"

"LOLOL"

"OL"

"OLOOL"
#16
Um... pics of your sister?
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#17
It was just the wrapper, not the condom itself. I did actually say that if you had bothered to read.
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#18
Um... pics of her dog?
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#19
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Um... pics of your sister?


Dude... Not cool, you are 67 ffs... Clost peadophile >_>
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#20
Um... pics of your dog and your sister together?

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Dude... Not cool, you are 67 ffs... Clost peadophile >_>


Closet...?
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#22
**** condoms. use birth control. Sex is A LOT better without ****ing rubber.
#23
I'm not gonna lie, I was kind of freaking out while the page for this thread was loading, the title suggests so many possibilities of what events might have taken place. Thank god it was something funny...
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#25
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Which one? I have 2

whichever you think is hottest will suffice
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#26
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**** condoms. use birth control. Sex is A LOT better without ****ing rubber.

this

like fuking a rubber duck is the best anology i've ever heard for wearing a condom
#28
Wait a second. How could the dog phone his friends with your sister? Dogs don't have knowledge about modern technology!
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#33
Quote by red18420
**** condoms. use birth control. Sex is A LOT better without ****ing rubber.

Enjoy your AIDS, Herpes, and Syphilis .
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#34
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Couldn't find any pictures of the dog, my sister'll have to do.


I see what you did there
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#35
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Couldn't find any pictures of the dog, my sister'll have to do.


She's pretty cute, how old is she?

PS is that your pyjamas in the bottom of the pic?
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#40
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Peadophile?


Typo lol I got the a and the e the wrong way round. Paedophile.
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