Poll: Which would you have
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View poll results: Which would you have
Car
101 78%
Woman
20 15%
My head would explode with pressure
2 2%
I'd hump my dad for being so generous
6 5%
Voters: 130.
#1
Oh yes.

I heard somewhere it's tradition in certain parts of the world to offer your son, on his 21st birthday, EITHER a night with a high class hooker (so a good looking one that knows her stuff), or a vintage car (that is in working condition).

So which would UG have?
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#4
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Where's the poll!


Man, you're quick

And I'm talking to you on msn -
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I only do that on MSN, and I get many complaints about it.

F&F will have cyber sex with you on MSN. He's a bit handsy though.


I have become..... METACARPI!!!!

I wish


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#7
Ah yes, the old prostitute or automobile choice. It's very common in uneducated and culturally poor places. Like texas.
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#8
you'll probably end up going to a hooker sooner or later in your life anyways, so go for the car. i heard that hookers like being picked up in cars and not walked to forests
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#9
I would use the car to pick up a hooker.
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#10
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Humping your dads leg?
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I only do that on MSN, and I get many complaints about it.

F&F will have cyber sex with you on MSN. He's a bit handsy though.


I have become..... METACARPI!!!!

I wish


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#11
The car. Do you have any idea of how many high class hookers you can get with the money of a car anyway?
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#14
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Ah yes, the old prostitute or automobile choice. It's very common in uneducated and culturally poor places. Like texas.


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I only do that on MSN, and I get many complaints about it.

F&F will have cyber sex with you on MSN. He's a bit handsy though.


I have become..... METACARPI!!!!

I wish


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#19
Quote by Kensai
Ah yes, the old prostitute or automobile choice. It's very common in uneducated and culturally poor places. Like texas.


I'm from Texas, they're not all retarded...Just a good portion of them.

Edit: Failed spelling.
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#20
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I'm from Texas, there not all retarded...Just a good portion of them.


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Sorry, man. But the irony was killin' me.
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F&F will have cyber sex with you on MSN. He's a bit handsy though.


I have become..... METACARPI!!!!

I wish


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#21
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Sorry, man. But the irony was killin' me.



Hmm...Perhaps I fit into the retarded portion?
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#22
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Hmm...Perhaps I fit into the retarded portion?
Oh well, not a mistake I will make again I AM SMRT!


At least you're not humping your dad's leg That's a sterotype we don't wanna go into :s

But, on topic, where are all the horny pit monkeys?
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F&F will have cyber sex with you on MSN. He's a bit handsy though.


I have become..... METACARPI!!!!

I wish


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#23
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At least you're not humping your dad's leg


>.> of course I'm not...

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#26
the car, you can drive it and have sex with it...

>_>

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you gonna get raped!!!!!!!


#27
Neither. I don't drive, and I can get sex without paying for it.
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#28
i dunno well im 21 next year but im female

my bf didnt get anything like that when he turned 21 this year lol
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#29
car, all the way, hands down. i got the internet and my hand, but it doesn't change the fact i don't have a f*cking car!
#30
Car, of course. I don't want to ever be able to say I've paid (financially) for sex. It's not impossible to get laid for free as well, shocking as that may be.
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#31
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car, all the way, hands down. i got the internet and my hand, but it doesn't change the fact i don't have a f*cking car!


Oi!!! No combos!!!
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I only do that on MSN, and I get many complaints about it.

F&F will have cyber sex with you on MSN. He's a bit handsy though.


I have become..... METACARPI!!!!

I wish


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#33
i'd f*ck the car then ride the ho.


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#34
For my 21st birhtday i would like to ask good God to bring peace on earth and piss off the face of george bush jr
Ah and an expensive car
And a lady btw
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#35
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my bf didnt get anything like that when he turned 21 this year lol


are you sure?
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