Alright everyone.
it's sunday night, I'm drunk.

Let's get philosophical.

If you could have anything in the world, and only that thing, one thing only, what would you have? I'm not talking about bear necesities such as food and water, i'm talking about extra things.

one piece of luxury. what would you choose? a TV? a radio? CD Player?

I personally would choose a distillery. and you?
The internet?

If I could have all the music ever on an MP3 player, then that.

Otherwise a guitar or something similar.
Now 100% humour free, in accordance with the rules.

I only need the bear necessities.

The simple bear necessities.
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A hammock ..
A klondike bar.
a dildo
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Probably a computer with internet connection. All the music, videos, and communication you need, really.
ok, yeah. my name is silly because I signed up when I was 13.

Depends, either a very good friend (preferrably female, what can I say, I prefer hanging out with people of the female gender) or the origional copy of Starry night by Vincent Van Gogh. One or the other would be very nice
Some kind of machine that can imbue me with superpowers. It would probably be illegal and involve tampering with my own genetics, but if it means I can fly, fuck the law.
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