#1
When you have something on your mind that is just eating away at you beyond all reason how do you take your mind off it?

And I tried playing my guitar, it didnt help. Nor did listening to music.
#5
Just kill yourself and stop wallowing in your own self pity
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#6
...whats on your mind....


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#7
write it down, and put it away
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fapping for sure.
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#10
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write it down, and put it away
Yeah do this. Unload your mind. Another similar idea is writing it all down in the sand along a deserted beach and watching the sea wash it all away. It's the most relaxing and comforting thing ever.
#11
okay this will work without fail

1-listen and headbang to heaven in her arms, or the favourite i cum blood

2-fap-i reccommend lela star in black owned 2

3- beer/joints

4-chill out music

5-next day-long walk and rigorous exercise...sex is best
#12
Blast music (with really good headphones, cancel everything out. Speakers aren't the same, use headphones to close yourself in.) and sing along with the words.

Just keeping up with the riffs and remembering solos and backing riffs and the vocals and everything should help you forget whatever it is.

^ This is how I got through the night before Warped Tour knowing I couldn't go even though I had a VIP Pass... (backstage, free entry...AGH)
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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#13
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Yeah do this. Unload your mind. Another similar idea is writing it all down in the sand along a deserted beach and watching the sea wash it all away. It's the most relaxing and comforting thing ever.


then fap.
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#14
Easiest thing for me to do is to round up a bunch of hookers in GTA, and shoot every last one.


Or you could just keep what I call an "Anger Diary". Whenever you feel angsty or sad or angry at someone or something, write it down. Describe what you'd like to do in great detail. When you finish writing, think about why you're so angry about it, and when you reach a conclusion, burn the page.

I think I've written 400+ pages of pure anger, and I only have 3 of those pages that I haven't burned.
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#15
thanx to everyone who gave a real answer.

as for the guy who said "Just kill yourself and stop wallowing in your own self pity", my girlfriend is in serious potentially mortal danger, or she might end up moving away for a very long time, and there is absoltly nothing i can do. (take my word for it on that).
#16
Oh...

Then understand that life does move on.

Things happen that no one has control over,
and we have to learn to live in our helpless human condition.

Just know that, if she does move away, someday you will see each other again.

And that may be the best moment in your life.

Pulling through the hardest times only make life that much better when we look back and appreciate that we had the strength to defeat sorrow.

^ You can quote me on that.
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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#17
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thanx to everyone who gave a real answer.

as for the guy who said "Just kill yourself and stop wallowing in your own self pity", my girlfriend is in serious potentially mortal danger, or she might end up moving away for a very long time, and there is absoltly nothing i can do. (take my word for it on that).



Dont worry ULTiM@te Guit8r will save her...


is it gang related or does she owe her pimp?!?
#18
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Dont worry ULTiM@te Guit8r will save her...

is it gang related or does she owe her pimp?!?


shes 15....and her mom is physco.
#19
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shes 15....and her mom is physco.



in that case, kill the mom, live a life in mexico with a new name with your girl, and live happily ever after