#1
Does anyone know of any songs that are about someone named Courtney, that I could play and sing with?
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#2
write one!
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#3
If you can play a love song, you can write one. Just throw down some simple chords, bend some notes, and profess your love creatively. Guaranteed sex.

Or, if all else fails, play "Anyone Else But You" by the Mouldy Peaches. 2 (easy) chords, easy to remember lyrics, and it'll get her every time.
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#5
See, I can write music. I'm pretty good at writing music, not to be boastful.

But, I just can't ever seem to write lyrics.
I never have an inspiration in that department
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#6
Just take any love song you know and add "Courtney"

That or write one. Just do a C D A G open-chord progression or somthing and make up some words.
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#9
play wild thang...


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#10
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C D A G open-chord progression

Fail at chord progressions :P


Do something with a I-V-VII-IV progression. And play octaves, that always gets you laid.
#11
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Fail at chord progressions :P


Do something with a I-V-VII-IV progression. And play octaves, that always gets you laid.

*shrug* I'm not trying to write the thing for him :P
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#13
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Hey There, Courtney.

Chicks dig that song.

But then they would realize it is a blatant rip-off and will despise you for your laziness.
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#15
I've heard somone say that X.Y.U. by the smashing pumpkins is about Courtney Love... I don't know that I agree with them, it's not exactly a happy song.
#18
heart shaped box is about courtney love
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#19
if you are going out with courtney, leave now, she will kill you and make it look like suicide.
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#20
Heart Shaped Box-Nirvana

It's about Courtney Love's vagina...so...yeah...
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