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#1
First, a disclaimer: this is a JOKE(!), and should be taken as such. It ain't sexist, in fact it is a parody of many sexist stereotypes. Anyways

Women = Time x Money

Time = Money

therefore;

Women = Money squared

Money = the root of all evil, so;

Women = the root of all evil, squared.

therefore

Women = Evil
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#2
ok then.
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#5
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Time = Money.....Money = the root of all evil => Time=Root of all evil ??


But according to that one guy, Time = God. So if Time = God, and Time = Root of All Evil, does that make God evil?

What about trees? If money doesn't grow on them, does that make them the opposite of evil? (IE: Pure?)
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#6
Quote by rock.freak667
Time = Money.....Money = the root of all evil => Time=Root of all evil ??


You could say that, as time is the cause of death and pain. But its also the source of life and happiness, so its a double edged sword, so to speak.

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But according to that one guy, Time = God. So if Time = God, and Time = Root of All Evil, does that make God evil?

What about trees? If money doesn't grow on them, does that make them the opposite of evil? (IE: Pure?)


According to my above argument, God would be evil and good, though they're both just silly concepts devised by the descendants of **** flinging animals. And money does grow on trees, its just cut down, refined, and printed.
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#8
thats retarded.
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#12
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What about trees? If money doesn't grow on them, does that make them the opposite of evil? (IE: Pure?)


No no see,
you're doing it all wrong.

Money = necessary evil,
so if money does not, in fact, grow on trees, then
Trees =/= necessary evil which means trees = unnecessary good(?),
which simplifyed means trees = unecessary,
and, according to the laws of "The inherent usefulness and the means in which it relates to relative evil", by not being useful trees are, in fact, truly evil.

In short, by offering no useful trait to the casual user,
trees = EVIL
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#16
You needed a formula to figure that out? Pah

Seriously though, that's oooold.
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#17
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The LOVE of money is the root of all evil. I'm sick of people misquoting the Bible.


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#19
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The LOVE of money is the root of all evil. I'm sick of people misquoting the Bible.


Aha! So the root of all evil is love!

...

Wow. That's an unexpected twist.
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#20
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Aha! So the root of all evil is love!

...

Wow. That's an unexpected twist.

But love leads to sex. Therefore Sex = root of all evil.

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#22
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But love leads to sex. Therefore Sex = root of all evil.


Surely the other way round?
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#23
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But love leads to sex. Therefore Sex = root of all evil.


Yes

Also,
Sex leads to anger,
anger leads to hate,
hate,
...
Leads to the dark side!
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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#24
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Surely the other way round?

What, sex leads to love? Often not.
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#25
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Yes

Also,
Sex leads to anger,
anger leads to hate,
hate,
...
Leads to the dark side!


Ah, but Darth Vader is on the Dark Side, and we can all agree that he is fairly badass.

Mathematical formulas are complicated.
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#26
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What, sex leads to love? Often not.

No I meant the root of all evil leads to sex, so sex =/= the root of all evil. Nvm, the thread is more intersting if we say it is
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Time = Money.....Money = the root of all evil => Time=Root of all evil ??

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#28
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No I meant the root of all evil leads to sex, so sex =/= the root of all evil. Nvm, the thread is more intersting if we say it is

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#33
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You could say that, as time is the cause of death and pain. But its also the source of life and happiness, so its a double edged sword, so to speak.


According to my above argument, God would be evil and good, though they're both just silly concepts devised by the descendants of **** flinging animals. And money does grow on trees, its just cut down, refined, and printed.


Im pretty sure paper money is some form of cotton


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#34
"Money, some may say, is the root of all evil today"

I guess David Gilmour was right
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#35
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"Money, some may say, is the root of all evil today"

I guess David Gilmour was right


You mean Roger Waters. David Gilmour just sang it.
#36
hahaha my ex put this up on his myspace profile after split up
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#39
Quote by gonzaw
So if Women=Evil
Then Wo.Men=Evil
Then Men=Evil/Wo
Evil=Worst
Men=Worst/Wo
Men=Rst

Hmmm....


There's an obvious flaw in your logic. Let's assign a random number to "women;" say, 75928. This becomes 75928 = Evil, and you say that 75 x 928 = Evil, which is not so; you're separating digits within a figure rather than taking them as a whole.

Now, Women does = Wo + Men, whereas "wo" can be seen as an abbreviated form of "woe." Thus, we can conclude that woe in men is the result of women.
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