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This thread is to pretend a bunch of people in line/working at some fast food joint. All you have to do is say who you are and what you're saying.

I'll start it off.

Cashier - Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order?
#2
customer number uno : WTF!!!!!!!! i thought i was at arbys or at least i was thinking it anyway have a nice day



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#4
Manager- Someone go pick out the patties that fell under the microwave,
we have an order to fill!
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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your sarcasam amuses me


CSUSM
#8
Let me go to the drive-through.

CAN YOU HEAR ME? I'D LIKE THREE DOUBLE CHEESEBURGERS, TWENTY FRIES, AND A SMALL DIET COKE!

*pulls up*

WAT? This is Coco-cola, I said I wanted coke! Can't you read my mind?!? Coke=orange soda today!
#9
Quote by in2thesun88
immigrant janitor-Yes, misser manager, someone make huge mess in restroom.


Manager- Well hell, we're a "green" company right?

Scoop some of that up and we'll "recycle" it as teryaki sauce!

No one will know the difference!
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


Quote by Aurex
your sarcasam amuses me


CSUSM
#11
Stoned Frycook: Ahh ****
Extispicy: Predicting The Future Though The Study Of Animal Entrails...
#12
Drive through:

Wassup Stephanie, how you doin' today
89 cents is what we're gonna pay
Say hello to Bobby, he's in the back seat
So Gimme something big,
With a bunch of beef!
89 cent cheesy double beef burrito
Why pay more, that's big and cheap
"The future's uncertain, and The End is always near."
-Jim Morrison
#13
Quote by SlinkyBlue
Drive through:

Wassup Stephanie, how you doin' today
89 cents is what we're gonna pay
Say hello to Bobby, he's in the back seat
So Gimme something big,
With a bunch of beef!
89 cent cheesy double beef burrito
Why pay more, that's big and cheap

Person taking order:
WHAT ZE ****Z DID YOU JUST SAY !
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Dream like you will live forever.
Live like you're going to die tomorrow,
and love like it is never gonna hurt."
-- James Dean (1931-1955)

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This man has the right idea.


^
oh yeahhh
#14
Quote by SlinkyBlue
Drive through:

Wassup Stephanie, how you doin' today
89 cents is what we're gonna pay
Say hello to Bobby, he's in the back seat
So Gimme something big,
With a bunch of beef!
89 cent cheesy double beef burrito
Why pay more, that's big and cheap


Manager- The hell?
Not these guys again...

*through drive through speaker*

HEY GO AWAY! THIS IS MC ****ING DONALDS! NOT BEANER BELL!

AND THAT'S NOT MUSIC!
IT'S INDECIPHERABLE GARBAGE!!!

They're not leaving immigrant janitor...
I suggest you get your mop ready.
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


Quote by Aurex
your sarcasam amuses me


CSUSM
#16
Cashier- Welcome to Good Burger. Home of the Good Burger. Can I take your order?
I see no sign of fortress.
#17
Quote by Phorgot
Cashier- Welcome to Good Burger. Home of the Good Burger. Can I take your order?

yeah i'd like a ****ty burger
#18
*Calls at McDonald's*

Hello? Yeah. I want to make a reservation. I'd like a table near the violin quartet. Can I bring my own wine? Oh, and how's your filet mignon?
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#19
Quote by JeanMi36
*Calls at McDonald's*

Hello? Yeah. I want to make a reservation. I'd like a table near the violin quartet. Can I bring my own wine? Oh, and how's your filet mignon?


Manager- ...

Godamit is this the guy from Burger King again!?!?!

I told you! This isn't funny!

It's not like you cook your food either!
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


Quote by Aurex
your sarcasam amuses me


CSUSM
#23
Quote by in2thesun88
Cook- well, I can cook up a big pile of win so he'll be happy.


Just as soon as I've scraped the ingredients off the abattoir floor, that is.
Up The Boro!
#25
Quote by Phorgot
Cashier- Welcome to Good Burger. Home of the Good Burger. Can I take your order?

Yeah, can I get a good burger with nothing on it?
Quote by Spoony_Bard
Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
#27
Quote by gunners fan
Yeah, can I get a good burger with nothing on it?

Nope, cOH GOD MY HEART
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#28
Quote by MV4824
Hey man.. I'm just waiting for my fries still you know.


Manager- FINE!

Here you go.

Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


Quote by Aurex
your sarcasam amuses me


CSUSM
#30
Quote by sneyob
Manager- FINE!

Here you go.



They even come with our free Cowpus sauce...
Up The Boro!
#31
*skinny customer walks into McDonalds*
"yes, I'd like a Number One, no pickles, with 3 Hot N Spicy McChicken Sandwhiches"

Fat Cashier *funny look* "that for here or to go?"

"That's for here"

Fat Cashier thinks I hate people like you


that's what it's like every time I go in McDonalds lol I know the cashier is thinking wtf?
#32
"I'll take a #9, a #9 large, a #7 with extra cheese, 2 #14's one with extra dip & a large soda!"
Quote by Spoony_Bard
Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
#33
Quote by gunners fan
"I'll take a #9, a #9 large, a #7 with extra cheese, 2 #14's one with extra dip & a large soda!"

Alright, here you go
#34
Quote by Spoony_Bard
Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
#35
Affruh-burrough-brah-brah-frow-freh-ra

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#36
Quote by Cryptorchild
Alright, here you go

Finished! can I get another?


Edit:Please sir, I want some more!
Quote by Spoony_Bard
Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
#37
Quote by gunners fan
Finished! can I get another?


Edit:Please sir, I want some more!



I swear we dont microwave our food >.>
#38
Quote by Cryptorchild

I swear we dont microwave our food >.>



You do only use fresh produce?
Quote by Spoony_Bard
Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
#40
I Don't Understand How You Don't Have Baby Fingers! What Kind Of F*cked Up World Do We Live In!??
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