#5
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In front of my sister.


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#7
In front of your mom.

EDIT: Damn you ^
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I saw a penis.

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#8
The bathroom.

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EDIT: to above two posts. Aaaaaw snap!
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#9
Some annoying guy kept insulting me, saying I had a small penis. This one night, we were at a party with about 35 other people around. He said something like "hey, small c*ck, how's the small knob goin'?"

I was a little tipsy so I said: "Check out by yourself" and I pulled my pants down. Pretty much everyone saw it. He stopped saying s*it about me, someone said he had a smaller junk than mine.
Yay.
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#10
So then you havent done it just threatened to? and during Christmas on accident
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