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We got him last week and no one in my family can agree on a name so give me some ideas. Here's a picture of him.
Call it Stains.

'Hey, stains, come here boy. Come Stains! Come Stains!'
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A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
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Call him ****head.

hahahahah please tell me you are quoting the jerk

Saying the Red Hot Chili Peppers have no talent is like saying Guy Fawkes didn't have an epic mustache.
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He looks like a Sigmund. Or perhaps a Sir Samuel.

I like Sigmund a lot actually.
name him bernie, after bernie mac
Ted: [Whispering to Bill] Your stepmom is cute.
Bill: Shut up, Ted.
Ted: Remember when she was a senior and we were freshmen?
Bill: Shut up, Ted!
Call him Spot.

Two reasons:

First, people will look all over for his spot and be like
Second, you can make horrible jokes like "run spot, run!"
"The rule of law -- it must be held high! And if it falls you pick it up and hold it even higher!" - Hercule Poirot

© Soul Power
Cooter. If your family is wholesome, they probably won't know what it means. I think Bambi would be nice as well though. Or Nigel the Dog.

I'm naming my kid that.
"it is better to be a part of beauty
for one instant and then to cease
to exist than to exist forever
and never be part of beauty"
-Don Marquis

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People who are racist are probably the most ignorant alive.

A serious sig? WHATTT?
Maximus or Max. Its short and easy to say.
Hot Dog
[yeah, I like Archies!]
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RSOB and Gavs must have a great relationship to be able to sleep around so much
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Yeah, it's pretty flexible. Like gavz.

Likes to play thread games, also!

Together you shall RULE!
My obligatory gear list

Schecter C-1 Classic
Gibson SG Special
1987 Fender Strat
Epiphone PR-150

Amp and Effects
Peavey Valveking 112
Boss DD-6
Crybaby Wah-wah
Ibanez TS-9DX
Banshee 2 Talkbox

Crit plz! Wh ore of Gommorah
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Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

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You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

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I waited for the rape.


...but the rape never came
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I like Sigmund a lot actually.

Yeah, go with that one.

Or maybe Danzig would be a wicked name. Then you could get another dog and call him Jerry, and then they would fight and break-up the band and everyone would be sad 'cause the dog version of the Misfits would no longer exist.

BTW Sweet avatar, I didn't know people knew about JB outside of Aus.

PS. My hometown is his hometown. I saw him eat sh*t on his skateboard once, it was the funniest thing. Everyone was like "holy crap, it's John Butler!" And he was all like "Hey Guys, How yo-" BAM! And face planted and I was like and then I was like

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So I had to take a massive dump, and I went in the bassment. So it's been down there for a while and the stench is terrible and i think it's seeping into the floor.

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Together you shall RULE!

Thor was an option but I really don't like it and think Raiden is better.
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