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#1
i was just at a party and i heard a lotta funny ones that i might use wanted to know if the pit knew any good ones
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Girls have boobs. I like boobs.


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#2
Hey....Let's have sex
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you can be jesus.


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most useless response i think i have ever seen on any forum ever.


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#5
Nice shoes, wanna **** =====my fave=== a friend made it up unless he took from a movie---
there is something wrong with my cell phone, your number isnt in it
#6
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

/thread
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I've always wanted to meet a really hot readhead so that I could tell her name is Moses and I'm here to see the burning bush.
#10
OK this one is real nasty..."If I were Austrian and you were my daughter, I'd lock you in my basement and have seven kids with you." My friend told me that one when we were swapping lame pick up lines. She used it on a guy who she hated.
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If all you had to go on was the forum you'd think a Decimator could cure noise caused by dodgey stage lighting and restock the ocean's population of sperm whales
#13
I'm like Taco Bell I will spice up your life
Do you raise chickens cause you raised my ****
Do you know karate cause your ass is kickin
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#14
I lost my teddy bear...will you sleep with me tonight?

I lost my telephone number...can I have yours?

Did it hurt?....When you fell from heaven

*Rub shoulder blades*...then say..."wow what beautiful wings you have hear angel"

*Grab ass*...then say "Is this seat taken?"

*Check shirt tag label*...and then say "Yup just as I thought. Made in heaven"

Nice socks...wanna F***?

Cody
#17
Someone on here sigged it, rightfully so, it's the greatest pickup line of all time.

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
#21
"Are your parents retarded? Cause baby I think you're special."
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Rengori, I hereby name you GOD. Bow down fuckers.
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SO if Janne and Alexi did a gay porn, would I be the only one willing to buy it?

That's a dumb question, you know everyone in here would buy it too. I know I would!

Search for Artefact.
#22
Quote by Ibanez2427
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

/thread


HAHHAHA lol


are u wearing spacepants? cos that ass is out of this world.
Sincerely,
Shitstirrer
#23
*take ice out of glass...walk near girl...throw ice on ground real hard to get her attention*

"Hi! now that i've broken the ice, how's it goin?"
sacrificial beaver of the laney cult

~Gear~

Schecter C-7 Hellraiser
ESP LTD F-2005
Laney VH100R *with free cab*
Roland Cube 60
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#24
How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice...I'm *insert name*
#25
do you have spanner eyes? coz everytime you look at me, my nuts tighten



Sanity is not statistical
#26
A classic

"Your dad must be a parking ticket cause you got fine written all over you!"
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If all you had to go on was the forum you'd think a Decimator could cure noise caused by dodgey stage lighting and restock the ocean's population of sperm whales
#27
Are you an angel? Because I have an erection.
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shadesofanger, you're my hero.


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So I was wondering, are black people capable feeling love? I mean can their brains comprehend that kind of emotion, or are they not programmed that way.
#28
Your **** on my dick or your blood on my knife.

Personal favorite. Although I think I'm going to start using the Taco Bell one and the Booger one stated above
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R.I.P Ean.

Are there any other members of Lynyrd Skynyrd who are dead?
#29
Quote by shadesofanger
Are you an angel? Because I have an erection.


lol i wonder if that would work if you gave it the right delivery
sacrificial beaver of the laney cult

~Gear~

Schecter C-7 Hellraiser
ESP LTD F-2005
Laney VH100R *with free cab*
Roland Cube 60
Cort Acoustic
#31
Hey baby, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

GIRL: How much?

400–680 kg... Pay attention in class, god dammit. Oh, would you like to have intercourse?
AMERICA
AMERICA
AMERICA
#32
there are 206 bones in the human body, do you want another one?
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I tried BAGDAD tuning once, it actually was quite alright.

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Do you have to actively try to spell words that wrong or does it come naturally to you?

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You are very clever.


I invented this literary device I call sarcasm, that was an example of it.
#33
if you were a new burgr at mcdonals, id call you mcgorgeous" "lets play house, you be the door and ill slam you all night long"
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#34
Hey baby, let's play pearl harbor, I'll be the americans and you can be the japanese and blow the **** outta me.
#35
Quote by shadesofanger
Are you an angel? Because I have an erection.

That one actually made me lol.

+1
#36
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.

Is that a ladder in your pants... or the stairway to heaven?
Quote by Ichimaru
I've always wanted to meet a really hot readhead so that I could tell her name is Moses and I'm here to see the burning bush.
#37
Quote by GU1T4R-H3R0
there are 206 bones in the human body, do you want another one?

Quote by mattj2192
Hey baby, let's play pearl harbor, I'll be the americans and you can be the japanese and blow the **** outta me.

I like these ones.
Quote by AvengedThrice
Rengori, I hereby name you GOD. Bow down fuckers.
Quote by Vittu0666
Quote by ShredtoBed
SO if Janne and Alexi did a gay porn, would I be the only one willing to buy it?

That's a dumb question, you know everyone in here would buy it too. I know I would!

Search for Artefact.
#38
I LOVE pickup lines


If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

The word of the day is legs. Let's go to my place and spread the word.

If I asked you to have sex with me, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

Are you ticklish? How about on the inside?

So, what's your favorite icebreaker?

I thought Veryfine only came in bottles

If you were one of the seven dwarves, I'd call you Sexy (SO cheesy)


etc etc etc
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theguitarist
minterman22
tateandlyle
& alaskan_ninja

#39
"come here a sec"
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")

GENERATION 9: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.
#40
Quote by Sharck
Someone on here sigged it, rightfully so, it's the greatest pickup line of all time.

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

+Infinity to you, Sharck
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