#1
So me and my friend were talking today, and somehow the phrase: "Hot is using one finger, kinky is using the whole hand." came up. I started thinking and i wanted to see what variations of this the pit could come up with

Mine:
Hot is using the tongue, kinky is using the whole head.

Hot is using the arm, kinky is using the whole baby.

Hot is using the brush, kinky is using the whole paint set.


hopefully this will win
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#3
Hot is using the boiling water, kinky is poaching the flesh in it ?
Maybe I'm going in the wrong direction...
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#4
Hot is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken
(I forget where it's from)
time machine. Inadvertently, I had created a
#8
Quote by tonedeafidiot
Hot is using the search, kinky is using the whole bar.


Hot is shutting the fuck up, kinky is killing yourself

have a nice day
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I remember when I was really young, I had a wet dream in which i was being dragged along an urban countryside by a pickup truck.
#9
hot is using a toy, kinky is using a pistol.
Quote by Ichimaru
I've always wanted to meet a really hot readhead so that I could tell her name is Moses and I'm here to see the burning bush.
#10
Your friend has it wrong. Hot is using the whole hand. Kinky is using the whole fist.


Hot is using massage oil. Kinky is using vegetable oil.
#11
Hot is using a thread, kinky is using the whole pit
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I remember when I was really young, I had a wet dream in which i was being dragged along an urban countryside by a pickup truck.
#14
Quote by Sir Anonymous
Hot is turning up the thermostat, kinky is moving closer to the sun.

imagine if you actually used the sun


err..
Hot is using the drummer, kinky is using the whole band
Quote by SlinkyBlue
I remember when I was really young, I had a wet dream in which i was being dragged along an urban countryside by a pickup truck.