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#1
For example:

Nascar: The Official sport of turning left

Free diving: The Official sport of taking a deep brreath.

Go!
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Quote by SeveralSpecies
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#4
Golf: The official sport of whacking balls around.
Last edited by Rokeman at Aug 18, 2008,
#5
Football: The official sport of kicking balls..
I think its time to pack your things lets go,
To a place where we both know,
And dont worry, I'll drive real slow,
Spend some time before we go..
#6
American Football: The official sport of men smacking each other's asses
Originally Posted by evening_crow
Quoting yourself is cool.


WARNING: I kill threads.
#7
Swimming: Pointless arm flailing.

Equestrian: Professional worshiping of your favorite sex toy.
#8
American Football: The official sport of not agreeing with the rest of the world...
I'm a Fire, and I'll Burn.Burn.Burn.
#9
Cross Country: Another sport that makes you run three miles for no reason.

Soccer: You get to kick balls around a field.


MC name = Bearrorism
#11
hockey- the offical sport of

hogging ice time
smelling up the locker rooms
and knocking peoples teeth out
#13
Wrestling - The official sport of touching other men
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#14
Quote by icesk8erqueen8
hockey- the offical sport of

hogging ice time
smelling up the locker rooms
and knocking peoples teeth out


And Canadians
#17
Quote by urik
Wrestling - The official sport of touching other men

Yes!!!!1


Wait I'm a greco roman wrestler...
#18
Rugby League: The greatest game of all
I want to read your essays and blogs of the artistic nature!


Art evokes the mystery without which the world would not exist.

- Rene Magritte
#20
cricket: baseball for queers
08' Fender MiA Strat
Fender Blues Junior
#21
Soccer: Gay
We spent a lifetime on the
Beaches of Normandy in vain


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#23
Cricket: The official sport of why the hell am i standing out here in the sun for 4 hours getting heat stroke?
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I'd pay four bucks to have those 6 balls stuffed in my mouth.
#25
Curling: Giant ice marbles isn't a fucking sport.
We spent a lifetime on the
Beaches of Normandy in vain


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oooh look at me, i'm clincher, internet tough guy


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When Nostradamus predicted badassery, he spoke of clincher09.


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#26
soccer: the most boring sport in the world but for some reason every country outside the U.S. loves and kills fans of the opposing team during riots.
08' Fender MiA Strat
Fender Blues Junior
#28
Quote by Hyneken
soccer: the most boring sport in the world but for some reason every country outside the U.S. loves and kills fans of the opposing team during riots.


It's not too big in Australia.... hold on

Quote by Hyneken
American football: the most boring sport in the world but for some reason the U.S. loves and kills fans of the opposing team during riots.


fixed
#32
Quote by kezzaguy
It's not too big in Australia.... hold on


fixed

i wasnt aware anyones died in an American Football game

(i still dont understand why this country isnt consistant with the rest of the world, mayb were just stubborn? im talkn more about the metric system than football/soccer)
#35
Quote by madhampster
If we only had riots...


It would be awesome!!!



ahah true that.

start one, dare ya.
#36
Quote by Hyneken
soccer: the most boring sport in the world but for some reason every country outside the U.S. loves and kills fans of the opposing team during riots.

Thats cause the US would rather be wearing big gay padding and spanking each other, or in a ring, fake punching people.. Or just tryna blow up the world??

Football (the real word for soccer) actually requires skill..
I think its time to pack your things lets go,
To a place where we both know,
And dont worry, I'll drive real slow,
Spend some time before we go..
#37
Quote by Wells-Zeppelin
Thats cause the US would rather be wearing big gay padding and spanking each other, or in a ring, fake punching people.. Or just tryna blow up the world??

Football (the real word for soccer) actually requires skill..

Football (the real word for Football) requires more skill than Soccer. Funny how "spanking" each other is associated with football to you foreigners - it's MUCH more common in baseball, and even basketball.
#38
Quote by kezzaguy
ahah true that.

start one, dare ya.

You're on!!! Next time you watch the news watch for the headline "25,000 Killed in NFL Riot"
#39
Quote by Wells-Zeppelin
Thats cause the US would rather be wearing big gay padding and spanking each other, or in a ring, fake punching people.. Or just tryna blow up the world??

Football (the real word for soccer) actually requires skill..

+1 to that

faking/bullying is what we do best ..........


(american here)
#40
Quote by madhampster
Running: Why?


I lol'd cause I agree
When you were born, you cried, and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice.
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