#1
so i was at a friends house and we turned on dave-the channel not the person and there was this drunk guy ang he made me laugh so damn hard the first funny thing he said was "it's my truck i can crash it wherever i want to, its not against the law"
then he did the breath test he couldnt stay standing up straight and then the police said "im gonna catch you just incase you fall" and he replies "thanks thats more than a catfish would do" and after 24 hours of hearing that it still tickles my funny bone

anyone else heard of any really funny things on tv?
Originally Posted by SmellyPrawn
And also I'd end up changing the answering machine on my phone to me humming along to the final fantasy 12 opening theme music really high pitched.
#2
I died during the cops when the guy fell over and put a hole through the wall with his head.
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anyone else heard of any really funny things on tv?

I just watched that homeless people episode of South Park, that was awesome.
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you should call one of the songs, "Respecting Old People" just to mix things up.

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