I'm not sure if I can do it but can you?
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One time I was getting head from my (now ex) girlfriend, I blew my load in her mouth and she spat it back in my face. Seriously.

Hold on.

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That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that

Sadly, I was the threatened.
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Let it be known that I concur with everything this gentleman says, ever.

Most posts in the Pit are done whilst fapping.
That's all Pit Monkeys do, really. Troll and fap.

Member of the Laney Cult
Dunno about you but i have two hands?

Its easy.
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Probably. It's alot easier if you're using a fleshlight and typing though.
Maybe not a sentence, but I can use a comma while fapping.
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"ur a fag if you don't pronounce the lightning bolt in ac/dc"

touche. who wuzzit?

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OMG! smile_man, that was amazing.
wll ts kina hrd to do. bt ys

Baby, if I were biscuits and you were gravy, I'd sop you up


"I fear for my flesh, but I fear for my spirit even more..."
This in a very strange way is a very disturbing thread. Reading other peoples posts is kind of gross.
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awesome avatar,denn0069!
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The most truth I've heard in the pit.
u=yea its pretty eaaashfcxknmgljgciutypoiyfkuytpoiuhGKLoihupi79t
The Mitch Clem formula
1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
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i cant do it. See my penis soo big that i need both hands and my feet to masturbate

you're an earthworm how the hell can you fap
as for me i just cant be arsed to

Maverick F3, Squier Telecaster Custom II
Marshall AVT 180
and last but not least
My Talent

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Anyhow i slowly i raise my head above the top of the couch and say "Gig-ti-gig-ity-gig-ity!" with a big grin on my face like quagmire
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I once got shocked by a spider amp.

I got powers like spiderman did, except I model everyone else's powers poorly.

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why not, i started using the zakk wylde boomers and now every third note i hit is a pinch harmonic


Sorry, whats this thread about?
Dear diary.

Today I stuffed some dolls full of dead rats I put in the blender.

I'm wondering if, maybe, there really is something wrong with me.
Yes, you just use the other hand. Idiots.

But I'm not doing it now. Because d'you have any idea how creepy it is to masturbate when someone tells you to?
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.

Confused? Good.

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Sigs are wastes of my precious screen space.

^ Irony

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