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#1
You guys aren't going to believe what I've just bought... Sports car? House? Tampons? No, better.

I just bought:
GELLI BAFF!
I take it out of the packet of magical mystery wonders and I've just had the most amazing bath ever... I mean I almost orgasmed 3 times. And these bitches don't come cheap so I decided to put them in buckets for later use, and now I don't know what to do with them.


I could magically turn them back into water, but then I would have just wasted £50. So what do you think I should do with these amazing inventions?
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Last edited by kidsilcon at Aug 18, 2008,
#4
Put in parents toilet cistern
Wait for flush
???
Epic ****ing Win
Archbishop of Zeppelinism...

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#7
wow...

I have nothing else to say...
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.........oh wow.
Eddy 372, im nominating you badass of UG
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I believe thats the best looking Explorer I've ever seen, I did think they were all ugly until i seen that one Eddy372 good choice.

#8
by the looks of that second picture, seems like something other than the jelly made you orgasm 3 times
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#9
Gearz:
Squier classic vibe 50's strat, modded.
Dunlop 535q
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Coming soon to a pedal board near you:
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#10
wow, if i bought that I'd be tempted to eat it.
wham, bam, thank you ma'am!
#11
Here's what you do:
Gather your family in the living room and tell them you have something very important to tell them (incinuate that you're coming out).
Then when they're all waiting, walk in with a cup of the goo-water, and turn it back to water in front of them. They'll be confused and amazed, and you'll simply say: "Guys, I know this may shock you... but I think I'm Jesus."

???

PROFIT!!
#13
Oh. Your. God.
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clothes evaporate.
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That's far too clever to be posted in the Pit.
#14
Quote by DunnySun
wow, if i bought that I'd be tempted to eat it.

I did a little, but it doesn't taste like jelly at all., it tastes like wallpaper paste.
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#15
i remember the adverts they annoyed the **** out of me, tip them on a cat.
Yeah i finally got round to all this, so, what shall i put here?

*insert hillarious ego boosting qoute here*


THE GAME
you just lost it
#16
o.O? Some sort of water-jellifiying? If so, total win. OMGOMGOMGOMG idea!!! Been looking for a 6th year prank. School swimming pool into jelly
#20
my god u guys are short sighted....right here's what you do.

put it in a THIN plastic bag then put it under you friends/brothers/etc sheet just in the corner soo he won't sit on it as soon as he got in bed,hopefully in the night he will roll over onto it and think that he had bled out in the night. Win

or put it in your boiler tank...when someone uses water and it comes out red claim that its one of the plagues sent by god...the water is blood !!!!
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Centorium you dick
I keep lookin behind me,You're amazing at this


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Dam,Cent, ur repeating man scares the shit out of me, its so true


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Omg Cent,Ive been havin nightmares because of u


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**** you man,I was just going to bed


I'm scary
#22
Quote by foob85
Here's what you do:
Gather your family in the living room and tell them you have something very important to tell them (incinuate that you're coming out).
Then when they're all waiting, walk in with a cup of the goo-water, and turn it back to water in front of them. They'll be confused and amazed, and you'll simply say: "Guys, I know this may shock you... but I think I'm Jesus."

???

PROFIT!!


Do that. As many times as possible.
#23
Lol that looks pretty awesome, but...

1) Wow, way to get teaching kids about correct spellings.
2) You spent £50 on some jelly. Oh boy

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sigged for making me spurt guiness on my laptop...damn you!

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Jimmy that was pure awesomeness. WIN!
#24
Quote by jimmyjimbo72
Lol that looks pretty awesome, but...

1) Wow, way to get teaching kids about correct spellings.
2) You spent £50 on some jelly. Oh boy


It's not just 'some jelly'. It's... GELLI BAFF!
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#25
Quote by kidsilcon
It's not just 'some jelly'. It's... GELLI BAFF!

#26
Quote by kidsilcon
I did a little, but it doesn't taste like jelly at all., it tastes like wallpaper paste.


sooo... you've eaten wallpaper paste before?
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Oh my ***ing god that pron one is like the best one ever and i have seen all of em. Congrats dude you just beat Kensai.
#27
Quote by foob85
Here's what you do:
Gather your family in the living room and tell them you have something very important to tell them (incinuate that you're coming out).
Then when they're all waiting, walk in with a cup of the goo-water, and turn it back to water in front of them. They'll be confused and amazed, and you'll simply say: "Guys, I know this may shock you... but I think I'm Jesus."

???

PROFIT!!

BRILLIANT! DO THIS!
you might wanna grow a beard and long hair also
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#28
So basically u wasted £50 to buy jelly. Then wasted every1 elses time by posting a ridiculous thread about buying jelly.
#29
alright i got another idea.
7 words

swimming pool
hidden compartment shorts
water slide...

hide gelli baff in shorts
go down the slide
wedge yourself halfway thru
send down the red delli bath
scream for a bit
have a friend film the screaming from the slide and then watch as the red geli comes shooting out the other end
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Centorium you dick
I keep lookin behind me,You're amazing at this


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Dam,Cent, ur repeating man scares the shit out of me, its so true


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Omg Cent,Ive been havin nightmares because of u


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**** you man,I was just going to bed


I'm scary
#30
Quote by clement1
So basically u wasted £50 to buy jelly. Then wasted every1 elses time by posting a ridiculous thread about buying jelly.



It's Gelli Baff learn to spell, and I found the topic quite interesting.
#31
Quote by centorium
alright i got another idea.
7 words

swimming pool
hidden compartment shorts
water slide...

hide gelli baff in shorts
go down the slide
wedge yourself halfway thru
send down the red delli bath
scream for a bit
have a friend film the screaming from the slide and then watch as the red geli comes shooting out the other end

OH MY GOD. centorium, you are win.
#32
Originally Posted by foob85
OH MY GOD. centorium, you are win.


i know my friend... i know
Quote by imdeth
Centorium you dick
I keep lookin behind me,You're amazing at this


Quote by Aerokizzombie
Dam,Cent, ur repeating man scares the shit out of me, its so true


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Omg Cent,Ive been havin nightmares because of u


Quote by MCMXCII
**** you man,I was just going to bed


I'm scary
#36
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by the looks of that second picture, seems like something other than the jelly made you orgasm 3 times


Silly, that's his left hand. He's obviously a righty.
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MyNameIsLame just nailed it (actually both his statements did some nailing).


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#37
I've read all the posts and ive still no idea what it is or what it does?

From what I can gather, like said above. You're jizzin over a large scale jelly fest.

Wtf?
#38
Bathe in it?
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#40
It's for kids. You put a powder in and it turns gelatinous. You then put another powder in to liquify it.
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