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#1
Whenever I went to take a dump, I would sit on the toilet facing the tank. I always thought the tank was an arm rest so I would rest my arms on it.

Today I left the door open because no one was home. Then my dad comes home, comes downstairs and looks at me like I'm a freak. He asks me what I'm doing and I said... "Dad, I'm going taking a ****, will you mind?".

He put his head down, shook it in shame and left.

I was wondering why he gave me that look, now I know why.
#2
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#3
You are doing it wrong
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#4
Sounds comfy. Im going to try it.
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#9
is this a joke?

but now I am quite curious about taking a crunch like that and could possibly try that later
#10
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#14
Oh .. My.. God ..

Dude, please tell me you're joking
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#16
Wait...are you serious?

I'm going to try this though. An arm rest sounds nice.
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#21
When I was a kid.. around 2-3 years old. My mom told me that this was the toilet and you do all the poopie and peepee in there, then after I took a poop, wipe myself with the toilet paper.
She never really led me through, step by step.
#22
haha

That's the stupidest/funniest thing I've ever heard.
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#25
Posting in a possible epic thread.

But seriously did no one ever show how to do it right.
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#26
Wow, is this for real? Either way, I'm trying it today.
I'm the same as I was when I was six years old
And oh my god I feel so damn old
I don't really feel anything
#29
You're trolling right? You must be.
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#31
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Posting in a possible epic thread.

But seriously did no one ever show how to do it right.

I never had a problem getting potty trained, it was as easy as:
There's the toilet, go in there now and wipe every time after you poo.

But I guess I was sitting the wrong way.
#33
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that could be the funniest thing I've ever heard

+ 80000000
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#34
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#40
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I never had a problem getting potty trained, it was as easy as:
There's the toilet, go in there now and wipe every time after you poo.

But I guess I was sitting the wrong way.
Wouldn't you, you know, miss a little?

I don't think you would have that much space 'fit' everything....
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