Poll: Tits, or GTFO, that is the question...?
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View poll results: Tits, or GTFO, that is the question...?
9 50%
9 50%
Voters: 18.
---Rubba' ban' man---

I'm a bungee cord suicide jumper,
the type that can't do it right
until he cuts all the ties.

When it finally happens I'll be red faced;
phalange cancer dripping through my pen,
fading blue journal entry ink
to black last will ink.

My final testament,
interrogative semtiments:
If you feed yourself a spoonful of cancer
can you still whine about committing suicide?

A Sublime Feast

I trade kisses with death wishes
as though they never come true.
Waiting to exhale the details
of my ever foreboding adieu.

It feels like I float as I slit my own throat
slaying concertos with a latching larynx.
Glorious as Horus it then becomes a chorus
where nobody has the breath to say, “Jynx.”

And it kills me to think that so many drink
from the fountain of youth, run dry.
But like cancer berry jam and emphysema ham
it has never tasted so great to die.
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...I mean, votes. More votes... >.>
both pieces felt pretentious to me.
red, just because it is less vulgar its pretentiousness, however slightly.
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^He speaks truth.
I owe a ton of people critiques.

If you're one of them, please PM me.

I have trouble keeping track.
I can't believe there were 18 votes.

*climbs on horse, donned in armor*
Epic it shall be. Our Charge will be hard, many men will be lost. But today is not a day for lamenting the lost... it is a day to celebrate impending victory. A day to celebrate the banishment of diabolic foes and the eternal reign of honorable men. Today, we take this field and the lives of our enemies in the name of justice and freedom from evil. CHARGE MOFO's!
18 votes, and no victor... A rematch is in order soon. I'll write something within the week I guess. I still need to do something for the NA Vs. World Comp though. After that's done.. WE SHALL DINE IN HELL!


Uhhhh... I'll have it up soon. I'm going to see if any of my newer ones (like.. from the past week or so) match up with that one. If not, than I'll just write something new and have it up within the next couple of days. Depends, I'm in Toronto for the day on Thursday to see Finntroll/Warbringer ( )... So it'll be Wednesday or Friday.