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#1
Hunter S Thompson had his ashes fired out of a cannon, so what about you?
This is not about how you want to die but whats to happen after. What would you like to happen to your body.
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#2
I wouldn't care, since I would be dead. I guess if I went to ashes that's nice?
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#3
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#4
Have my ashes lined up across a prostitute's stomach and have them snorted by Shane McGowan.
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#5
I'd like my corpse to be buried, with no clothes or coffin or anything, in the woods where it can feed things. No sense in wasting it.
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I'd like my corpse to be buried, with no clothes or coffin or anything, in the woods where it can feed things. No sense in wasting it.

haha. at first i thought you said feed on things. zombification would be cool
#9
My mate said he would like to be buried with a sword laying across which i thought was prett cool?
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#10
my brother always like the idea of having his ashes thrown all over the couch of someone he didnt like. and that that person could never throw out the couch. ever.
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#11
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#12
Made into drumsticks for my children, of course mixed into a pourable wood material in the near future.
#13
I want my corpse to be skinned and thrown and people who come up with the ideas for PETA. And I want my skin made into clothes for dogs.

Or just throw me into a pack of wild dogs, that'd be cool too
#14
I want to be cremated from the neck down, then at my funeral service, they have to hold up my head while they talk about me, then, at the end, my head has to be punted into the crowd, and they have to keep my head up for at least five hits, and if they drop me, they have to start the whole entire service over.
#15
I want a tomb inside a Pyramid made of Ice, on the mountain of K2. Guarded by yetis, rams, and many booby traps. All of my riches will be buried with me
#17
^ROFL .... (at the dude with the picture post)
I think i would have my ashes stuffed in some humbucker pickups then naming then ashbuckers and let my son give the guitar as a gift to my grandson
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#21
I would like to die peacefully and be buried among my relatives.

Haha fuck that. I want to be cremated and then dumped in the pacific ocean.

My brother told us that he is going to video tape himself doing his eulogy so that it can be shown at his funeral. That's badass.
#22
if i be cremated then i want my ashes to be hid in take away foods and spoil sum1s day

and if buried, buried on a spring just under number 10 downing street to pop up during every new conservative prime ministers intro speach

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#23
Woodchipper + Blank Canvas + Me = Modern Art
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#24
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I want to be cremated from the neck down, then at my funeral service, they have to hold up my head while they talk about me, then, at the end, my head has to be punted into the crowd, and they have to keep my head up for at least five hits, and if they drop me, they have to start the whole entire service over.




That is one of the greatest ideas I've ever heard


I really don't know what I want done with my body yet.
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#25
i would like my ashes to be part of a guitar, just like the paint...but ashes...and i'll call it: THE ASHESCASTER!
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i would like my ashes to be part of a guitar, just like the paint...but ashes...and i'll call it: THE ASHESCASTER!


I already posted something like this...
But my idea is better

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#28
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Nice.

I'd like an undramatic end.
#30
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I already posted something like this...
But my idea is better


dang i posted to late...but oh well...ashescaster is a bigger thing and if my pickups suck then i can have them replaced without troubles. (ha take that ashbuckers...that if your sound sucks)
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#31
I want a death like the one depicted in the song "Rune to my memory" by Amon Amarth, then i want to be placed on a giant mound of sticks and brush with a battle axe and my guitar placed across my chest and then set ablaze using jet fuel. And then i want all the ashes thrown across antarctica
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#32
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dang i posted to late...but oh well...ashescaster is a bigger thing and if my pickups suck then i can have them replaced without troubles. (ha take that ashbuckers...that if your sound sucks)


Ashbuckers sounds cooler xD


But whatever...
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#33
id like to be burried in this wood we used to go walking in in scotland
its beautiful there and right by the River Dee


either that or burried amongst my relatives going centuries back in Holme Hale church in norfolk
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#35
I like the cremated from the neck idea
But I'd like to be buried as close as I could be to Phil Lynott or Rory Gallagher, though that is in Dublin and Cork respectively, and I'm not from there >_>
#36
There will be a dark an solemn gathering outside towards the beginning of morning nautical twilight. There will be my coffin. Centered. An aisle dividing the crowd of my sobbing loved ones meditating on my untimely (or timely) demise. Downstage two 40 X 40 Projection, High Definition screens displaying softcore porn to the soundtrack of a Sarah McGlaughlin LP will be stood. After about twenty minutes of silence, the music will fade out. The porn fades to black. In an almost instantaneous crescendo Dragonforce's "Through Fire and Flames" will blast through the quarter million dollar sound system making all the spectators cringe and hold their ears. My coffin will raise up via hydrolics to a vertical postion with the shiny wooden door facing the audience. When the solo of Through Fire and Flames begins, the door with jettison from the main body exposing my corpse in a green flight jumpsuit which also reveals a large vest with 100 pounds of C-4 explosive and primer attached. A jet propulsion system will lower into view from the bottom of the coffin and ignite. My coffin will rocket off into the atmosphere and explode.
#37
Either have my ashes made into a precious stone or some sort of burial at sea.

Or just be buried. Depends.
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#38
I'd like to die in some kind of pompe scenario so afterwards my body is forever frozen in some awesome dramatic pose.
#39
I'd luck my body to be stuffed and put in my arch-enemy's closet so it would scare the **** out of him when he opened his closet
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There will be a dark an solemn gathering outside towards the beginning of morning nautical twilight. There will be my coffin. Centered. An aisle dividing the crowd of my sobbing loved ones meditating on my untimely (or timely) demise. Downstage two 40 X 40 Projection, High Definition screens displaying softcore porn to the soundtrack of a Sarah McGlaughlin LP will be stood. After about twenty minutes of silence, the music will fade out. The porn fades to black. In an almost instantaneous crescendo Dragonforce's "Through Fire and Flames" will blast through the quarter million dollar sound system making all the spectators cringe and hold their ears. My coffin will raise up via hydrolics to a vertical postion with the shiny wooden door facing the audience. When the solo of Through Fire and Flames begins, the door with jettison from the main body exposing my corpse in a green flight jumpsuit which also reveals a large vest with 100 pounds of C-4 explosive and primer attached. A jet propulsion system will lower into view from the bottom of the coffin and ignite. My coffin will rocket off into the atmosphere and explode.

Jesus Christ thats epic..
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