#1
Hey i'm new and i felt like wasting your time so anyway, whats the funniest random thing you've heard someone write in the pit
#2
"You fail."

Sorry, I'm a jackass.
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#3
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Hey i'm new and i felt like wasting your time so anyway, whats the funniest random thing you've heard someone write in the pit


this applies to ONE person in the pit..the blind person

ergo i shall not reply as you were not adressing me
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Centorium you dick
I keep lookin behind me,You're amazing at this


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Dam,Cent, ur repeating man scares the shit out of me, its so true


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Omg Cent,Ive been havin nightmares because of u


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**** you man,I was just going to bed


I'm scary
#4
Quote by centorium
this applies to ONE person in the pit..the blind person

ergo i shall not reply as you were not adressing me


You really are the pits retarded jester
#8
I know the most common quotes, here's a list... there are always some idiots trying to look cool haha:

"Use the searchbar you ****ING RETARD!!! YOU DESERVE TO ****ING DIE BECAUSE I READ A POST THAT I CLEARLY KNEW HAD PRE-EXISTED, SO I HAD TO WASTE EVERYBODY'S ****ING TIME AND SAY "USE THE ****ING SEARCHBAR!"

"I'm calling you a retard to look cool. Thread starter is a retard!"

[Whilst reading an MCR thread] "MCR are whiny emo fags. But I still like reading threads aobut them."

And so on...
Dear diary.

Today I stuffed some dolls full of dead rats I put in the blender.

I'm wondering if, maybe, there really is something wrong with me.
#9
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*Reported*


Thats my favorite quote.



MINE TOO!

Small World Isn't it!

Gibson Buckethead Les Paul & Peter Frampton Les Paul
Dean Razorback Slime Bumblebee
Mesa Boogie Dual Rectifier
EHX Memory Man/Hazarai
Digitch Whammy
Sovtek Straight 4x12
Herdim Picks
Laney Linebacker 50 Reverb
MXR Phase 90
#10
Just as warning, most of the people here are too lazy to find quotes and would much rather resort to being an asshole and telling you that you suck rather than just ignoring it or being a good sport. Sorry.
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#11
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MINE TOO!

Small World Isn't it!


Yeah +1
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1981-2009
May He Rest In Peace
#12
RUSSELL! WHAT THE F*CK!

I don't really know, centorium's trying to make that one happen but he's douchey.
I'm a Fire, and I'll Burn.Burn.Burn.
#13
Read mah sig...

My things:
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Washburn WG587
Washburn X40Pro
Washburn X50
Washburn HM24
Washburn WR150
Laguna LE200s
Arietta Acoustic
First Act
Valveking 112
VHT Deliverance

#14
hint: look in peoples sigs. people sig quotes they find funny, so thats always a good starting place.
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yeah fire him secretly... thats what im doing except im firing myself and secretly joining someone elses band

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thanks for the compliment man!
#16
Look at meh sig v
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#17
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Just as warning, most of the people here are too lazy to find quotes and would much rather resort to being an asshole and telling you that you suck rather than just ignoring it or being a good sport. Sorry.


Agreed.

@TS: Look at my sig
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#18
Quote by Kensai
Agreed.

@TS: Look at my sig

No, don't.
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#19
Quote by vintage x metal
No, don't.


I think you're a bit biased in this matter, dear.
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#20
Quote by Kensai
I think you're a bit biased in this matter, dear.

Yes but what does that matter? I'll pout my way out of this one.
Quote by Arthur Curry
it's official, vintage x metal is the saving grace of this board and/or the antichrist




e-married to
theguitarist
minterman22
tateandlyle
& alaskan_ninja

#21
Isn't this just what sigs are for anyway, genius? If you want a funny quote look at any randomers sig, usually they're quotes.
Ego inflating praise here:
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That is SOOOOOOOOOOO sig worthy! Pure awesomeness to you, sir.

C wut I did thar Fishy?

's UG
#22
Quote by vintage x metal
Yes but what does that matter? I'll pout my way out of this one.


Awh I can't resist your cute pouting.

I would recommend my sig, though
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#23
Quote by Kensai
Awh I can't resist your cute pouting.

I would recommend my sig, though

My pouting isn't cute! It's, er...


I should stop trying to be tough. I never win at this. -pout-


What? You want a squeeze? Or me begging you not to embarass me? heh
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it's official, vintage x metal is the saving grace of this board and/or the antichrist




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#24
Quote by vintage x metal
No, don't.

You're always up for an extra tight squeeze, eh.

Tell me more.
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