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#4
this should be good...
Quote by bucktheduck

Call me troll, call me psychopath. In the end, I shall stand above you all as you drown in a pool of sex and filth. It will explode your corrupted bodies, and I will walk above the wreckage as a pure man.


Quote by DieGarbageMan

Haggard13 i are impressed
#5
40. mhhm the way i like em
Originally Posted by bchoun
Whenever I went to take a dump, I would sit on the toilet facing the tank. I always thought the tank was an arm rest so I would rest my arms on it.
#8
Quote by FileDeleted
40. mhhm the way i like em



Meh, too young for me.
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#11
Quote by urik
Build her a coffin.

Pure genius


But I would get her a walker


or a cane..


she's less likely to beat you with the walker though

EDIT:
Quote by Twist of fate
But she could dildo slap you

always wear anti-dildoslap shield

just be sure to cover ur face

Last edited by FourFortyFour at Aug 18, 2008,
#13
Quote by urik
Build her a coffin.

I was saving that for 50, but u never know when she'll need it
#14
but seriously, write a song?
Originally Posted by bchoun
Whenever I went to take a dump, I would sit on the toilet facing the tank. I always thought the tank was an arm rest so I would rest my arms on it.
#15
this has nothing to do with her being 40, but take a rubber band or hair tie or something, and put around the spray thingie in your sink (if you have one). she won't notice. i pwn my mom with that all the time.
#16
Tell her "Is it me or you really look old?"
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#20
Take a picture of her in a swimsuit, and make a thread in the pit. Show her some of the replies to make her feel better about her age.

Or, show them to her, and she will cut off the internet connection.
#21
Get her pregnant. Oh the stories that would be told.
No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable


@gossage91
@overtimefitnessau
#22
Quote by sg255
Meh, too young for me.

If there's fluff on the muff, she's old enough.


*fap*
ohai little sig.
#27
Give her 40 dollars.
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#29
Quote by Kensai
Give her 40 dollars.

One for every WASTED YEAR
derp
lol u have faggot in ur username


Quote by Jack Off Jill
You know, if you, Silent Deftone and I get together.. We'd be unstoppable at the night clubs.


Everything I say is to be taken as serious fucking business.
#30
Quote by Kensai
Give her 40 dollars.

Even better, give her 40 birthday pinches instead. (and one to grow on)
Quote by Ichimaru
I've always wanted to meet a really hot readhead so that I could tell her name is Moses and I'm here to see the burning bush.
#32
Quote by Twist of fate
I just noticed how much that resembles someone giving him a "hitler"



You kids.....back in MY day...we called it the "Dirty Sanchez"
#33
Her ad said she was 30!

I'm gonna have words with her tonight.

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#34
Give her a speech saying "I hope I can be as successful in my career as you when i'm your age... after all, I'll need to be paying for a snazzy headstone about that time..."
#35
Quote by JCLangiu
You kids.....back in MY day...we called it the "Dirty Sanchez"

No, it was hitler back then, NOW it's the dirty sanchez. Actually, my terminology was incorrect.

Hitler would be shorter. So you're right, it's the ol sanchez
#36
Quote by Twist of fate
So you're right, it's the ol sanchez




Bwhahahahaaa
#37
Give her some hot lovin'
Dear diary.

Today I stuffed some dolls full of dead rats I put in the blender.

I'm wondering if, maybe, there really is something wrong with me.
#39
Get her a UB40 CD.
Quote by shattamakar
The only advantage of home-schooling is that it gives you good reason to commit suicide.


Hit this once or twice, and you'll be twice as nice.
#40
This is hilarious.
McLovin is my hero!

It's not the going that the pit cares about.
It's the coming.
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