Poll: Male or female
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View poll results: Male or female
Male
15 7%
Female
186 88%
Don't get a locker
11 5%
Voters: 212.
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#1
I have the option of getting a locker for college, but unfortunately, I must have a partner. I had the option of pairing up with a friend, but first, I was lazy and never asked anyone, and I want to meet someone new. At th e bottom of the application, there's a "I would prefer a: male, female" part with two boxes ready to be checked off.

So, should I ask for a male of female locker partner?
#2
Depends if you like penises or not...
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#3
Female, males are dicks. Seriously, all of them.
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#4
Female. That way your locker will smell nice. Plus if you're sharing two vertically stacked lockers, and you've got the one under the other, you can peek up her skirt.
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#6
Quote by Kensai
Female. That way your locker will smell nice. Plus if you're sharing two vertically stacked lockers, and you've got the one under the other, you can peek up her skirt.



What if its an ugly female?
Ugh.
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#8
haha 100% female so far, be careful of tampoons on opening could get you in the eye, or a dildo that make and akward breakfast

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#10
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What if its an ugly female?
Ugh.


Ask her kindly to wear a brown bag over her head when she's around the locker.
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#11
If gay, male.
If straight, female.

Duh.
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#12
nothing better than a hot female locker partner
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#14
Female if you must, because teenage and twenty something males are pathetically unorganized.

Really, though, lockers suck.
#16
Female of course!
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#17
You can trust a woman not to take stuff. They've been brought up to expect getting hit if they make an error so fear is on your side.
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#19
Dude, I don't know what kind of stereotype you guys are buying into, but I'm guessing most of you have never lived with a female. THEY'RE JUST AS DIRTY AS WE ARE. Not only that, they carry more ****, and kiss a cool inner-locker pic goodbye.

On the other hand you got the female package...mmmmmm hard to argue with sharing a locker with a hottie... but thats a dice roll too. She might be butt ugly.

The whole things a personal choice, but personally I would go with a guy. I've lived with a leasbian couple and those bitches were filthy. It wasn't worth the free show.
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#20
Quote by metaldud536
Once again, the poll is shaped like a penis.
The obvious choice is the dick in the middle.


47 at the time of writing, damn, that's a big penis.
#21
Just don't get a locker man it's too much effort
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#23
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#25
I picked female. I'll either bump this thread or make a new one on the 25th, when school starts, to report in.
#29
You guys are all pathetic, you know that?

That said, female.
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#30
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#31
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You guys are all pathetic, you know that?

That said, female.


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#32
I would love that option.
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#33
Quote by JungIe
What if its an ugly female?
Ugh.

OMGODZ
SIMILAR AVATARS.
and even most ugly females smell better than a guy...
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#34
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haha 100% female so far, be careful of tampoons on opening could get you in the eye, or a dildo that make and akward breakfast


Tampoon? Is that like half tampon half harpoon? Sounds frickin deadly...

If it were my choice then I'd pick female. They're tidier and their PE/gym kit is smaller.
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#35
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Tampoon? Is that like half tampon half harpoon? Sounds frickin deadly...

Yes, it could poke you in the eye. Now keep up.
Just hope you get a really cool girl.
#37
dude everyone knows a pair of tits are awesome but you dont want that pair of tits girling up ur guyness
#38
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dude everyone knows a pair of tits are awesome but you dont want that pair of tits girling up ur guyness

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#40
Girl. No questions. She'll keep **** organized and smelling purty.

Plus, tits.

Plus, if I were to have voted for anything else, it would contribute to making the poll look like something besides a giant penis.
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