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This is Douglas.

He is a common house spider I caught last night and I have been having fun with him since. His leg span is 2 inches. His body width is half a centimeter and he his body is an inch long!

He is one huge ass spider.

I have been testing him. He is actually rather fast. He ran 1 meter in 4 seconds! That's 0.25 ms-1!

Douglas was set free today because my housemate thought it was weird keeping a spider in pot... In his revenge at her shunning him, I put him on her. She screamed and lulz were had. I allowed him free reign of my room. Sneaky bugger is good at hiding. Well... Now he is outside in my garden somewhere terrorising small insects.

Enjoy looking at Douglas. He is a mighty fine specimen.
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#2
He's a big 'un. Congrats on the find

I'm also pretty sure anybody with arachnophobia is bricking it right now.
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#4
*sends death threats to Douglas*
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#6
You know, you wont find that fine specimen again after you let it out in the garden.
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#7
He's pretty fast. You should've kept him for the spiderracinggames down at the dock!
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#9
Hm I resized it, it annoyed me.

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He's pretty fast. You should've kept him for the spiderracinggames down at the dock!


Nah I didnt want to keep him captive. It would have been cruel. Anyway... Ive got my specimen measurements... I need to find a bigger spider.



Its been a boring summer.
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#12
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Hm I resized it, it annoyed me.



You should crop it and do some contrast and noisereduction tweaks on it, too.

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Nah I didnt want to keep him captive. It would have been cruel. Anyway... Ive got my specimen measurements... I need to find a bigger spider.



Its been a boring summer.


You sure? I heard there's some big money in spiderracing.
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#14
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*sends death threats to Douglas*


You don't share a town with this maniac!
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#15
He's not on the small side...
It all makes sense
We're capable of beauty
Through sounds that make on cringe
The dogs only hear us now

#16
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You sir are insane.


xD

Only just completely off my head!
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#17
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You sir are insane.


haha...+1 :P
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#20
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You should crop it and do some contrast and noisereduction tweaks on it, too.

Don't feed the OCD dear

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You don't share a town with this maniac!

I'd sew myself to Dizzy if it meant I'd never see an insect again. Although with Dizzy's current Douglas obsession that wouldn't work out so you know...
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#21
reminds me of the real life pokemon battles i used to have with a friend, wed catch stiff in the garden n make em fight lol
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#22
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Hello Douglas, nice to meet you. Come in, have a beer, make yourself comfortable.



If there was anything in this thread to be won, you would have won it. So yeah, hypothetically. Which sucks for you.
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That is SOOOOOOOOOOO sig worthy! Pure awesomeness to you, sir.

C wut I did thar Fishy?

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#23
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I'd sew myself to Dizzy if it meant I'd never see an insect again. Although with Dizzy's current Douglas obsession that wouldn't work out so you know...


If you sewed yourself to me, I think I would be the happiest man alive. Someone of such beauty wants to be attached to me!?

Score!
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#25
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If you sewed yourself to me, I think I would be the happiest man alive. Someone of such beauty wants to be attached to me!?

Score!

Kiss arse.
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C wut I did thar Fishy?

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#26
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Don't feed the OCD dear


Oh I would never. Never. Never.
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If you sewed yourself to me, I think I would be the happiest man alive. Someone of such beauty wants to be attached to me!?

Score!

But what if my back was sewn to your back?!

Although I probably wouldn't need to walk ever again

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Oh I would never. Never. Never.

Ahhhm watchin' you, Sonny Jim ¬___¬
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#30
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But what if my back was sewn to your back?!

Although I probably wouldn't need to walk ever again


I could live with that! Even though Id rather be attached my front to your front so I could gaze into those beautiful blue eyes and be lost in your wonderous beauty.
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#33
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#36
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I could live with that! Even though Id rather be attached my front to your front so I could gaze into those beautiful blue eyes and be lost in your wonderous beauty.

And smell the lovely aroma when I burp

You love it.... XD

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haha
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#37
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If there was anything in this thread to be won, you would have won it. So yeah, hypothetically. Which sucks for you.
There's beer to be won in this thread. Someone owes me a damn Heineken
#38
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And smell the lovely aroma when I burp

You love it.... XD


Least its better than the alternative... The aroma of an upside down backward Reva farting.
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#39
Got any bigger photos of it?
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