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Ok maybe for you Aussies and the likes, it'd be considered a small spider. Anyway here in Scotland we get some pretty big ones in our flats/rooms. I just happened to have found one, immobile on the ground. I went to find something to catch it in and put it outside and it was gone. Disappeared. Vanished.

That thing is the size of my fist.

If you were a spider and wanted to piss me off, where would you hide?
#2
Race it against dizzy's spider.
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#4
Quote by Kensai
Race it against dizzy's spider.


Mine would win... And kill the competitor. He has Klingon blood in him!
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#6
Quote by Kensai
Race it against dizzy's spider.

I second this notion. Or make it eat Dizzy's spider buahahaha....
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#8
EDIT: Fist sized? Looks like you've got a Spinarak on your hands. Better sic a Pidgey on it or it'll evolve into an Ariados. Those fuckers are 8 feet long.
#9
Get a scorpion and make them fight!
Or call the ghostbus..... exterminators?
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#10
you can never top Douglas. he is UG's ONLY spider
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#11
i read in a book that on average, you'll eat 2 spiders a year
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#12
Race him against douglas.
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#13
Quote by Twisted Magnum
Wow that happened to me once, except it was kinda small.


Just stick your hand into random dark places and you should feel a little sting. Dont mind it. Just grab that little fucker and rip his ligs off.


Hahaha good stuff.

I used to see some monster spiders in the shop for the golf course I worked at. We used to try to catch them and pit them against wasps. We would make bets on which one would win. Good times those were.
#14
I came in here about to make a Douglas joke, but I see the Pit beat me to it.
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#17
Quote by FileDeleted
i read in a book that on average, you'll eat 2 spiders a year


I read that too! When you wake up and have that lump in your throat that you can't really swallow at first it's probably a spider.
#18
Quote by guitarnoobie
In your ass.


That's where I'd be, if I were an 8-legged fiend, fo' sho'
#20
No clue what the hell douglas is or dizzie for that matter :s
#22
Quote by Pott
No clue what the hell douglas is or dizzie for that matter :s


My name is Dizzy and my spider is named Douglas.
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#26
Quote by FileDeleted
i read in a book that on average, you'll eat 2 spiders a year

i heard about that on the radio

it made me wanan tape my mouth up at night haha
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#27
Quote by Guitardude19
Mine would win... And kill the competitor. He has Klingon blood in him!


Rog-tak, nagtokar!

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I second this notion. Or make it eat Dizzy's spider buahahaha....


Two spiders enter, one spider leaves! Two spiders enter, one spider leaves!
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#28
Quote by metaldud536
Maybe you should stop being selfish, leave your thread, and look around the pit.


Wow I do apologize. Guess I was busy chasing a spider around, should have done a pit search instead!
#29
Quote by Twisted Magnum
EDIT: Fist sized? Looks like you've got a Spinarak on your hands. Better sic a Pidgey on it or it'll evolve into an Ariados. Those fuckers are 8 feet long.


wow.. impressive use of pokedex.
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#30
I say you grab a gun and some coffee, and have a good ol' fahsioned stakeout.
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#32
Quote by Kensai
Rog-tak, nagtokar!


Blood wine for all!
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#34
Quote by Pott
Ok maybe for you Aussies and the likes, it'd be considered a small spider. Anyway here in Scotland we get some pretty big ones in our flats/rooms. I just happened to have found one, immobile on the ground. I went to find something to catch it in and put it outside and it was gone. Disappeared. Vanished.

That thing is the size of my fist.

If you were a spider and wanted to piss me off, where would you hide?


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#40
Her name is Betty. For all I know, she's a model spider, but eh she's huge and has 8 legs. Ugly Betty. Tadaaa.
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