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#1
Ok, so last month i moogled my wife's smoolzel and she got pregnant!
SWIMMERS FTW!!

And I thought "Hey, lets ask UG on what I should name my future child"

SO?
#2
penis
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#11
'Boy' or 'girl', depending on gender. If that's too specific, go for 'you' or 'it'.
#14
You're asking the pit to name your baby? Your future son and/or daughter, the one who will carry on your line, your own flesh and blood?

I suggest Gilgamesh. (Gilgameshina for female).
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#16
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I believe you made a mistake asking a bunch of 15 year old kids obsessed with the words "penis" and "fail" and "fap" to name your child.


name it penis lol.

beat ya to it i'm afraid


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#17
You're asking the Pit to name your baby? You're already a shitty father.

Anyway, a list of suggestions:
T-1000
Lazarou
Zeus (or Zeusette, if it's a girl)
Annestopher (see, this one's good because it's unisex)
Madmaxluke
Moses the 3rd
Zinniz (and this is the same backwards. Clever, huh?)
Lamp
Thatguy
Hook (of course, you'd have to cut off his hand and replace it with a hook)
Damien (WARNING: only name him this if he doesn't have any weird "666"-shaped birthmarks)
Fuckmachine 5000 (and then name your next child 6000 or v 2.0)
John
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#22
Bahamut or Conan, depending on the gender.
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#23
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what's your sirname first?


I hope it's Vagina, then he could name it Sandy, so that when he introduces himself people won't be shocked at his first name, but then epic lulz ensue.

"Hi I'm ___"
"I'm Sandy"
"Nice to Meet you"
"Sandy Vagina"
"wat"
#24
Is it just me or does your post sound very immaturely written to say you have a wife and soon a kid?

I believe its your choice also not the pit's.
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#27
Name it "Faggot" regardless of it's sex.
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Call him Will, then have another and call it Carlton.


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#30
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You're asking the Pit to name your baby? You're already a shitty father.


I'm pretty sure he's bullshitting. Who says "moogle", "smoolzel" or "SWIMMERS FTW" other than 12 year olds?
#31
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You're asking the Pit to name your baby? You're already a shitty father.


True.

Go for the name of the two biggest influences to you guitar-wise. If your biggest influences are Slash and Steve Vai, go for Saul Vai (Vai being the middle). But if your two biggest influences are Angus Young and Buckethead, you suck at being a dad (Angus Head).
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#32
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\i moogled my wife's smoolzel

i lol'd

Name him Dave Mustaine.
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