#3
Here's a tip; don't have that attitude.

SMB, gtfo, your last three posts I've seen have said that.
"The future's uncertain, and The End is always near."
-Jim Morrison
#6
Unfortunately, most girls want to be some douche's punching bag. Some prefer the physical, but most seem to be drawn to people who treat them like ****, don't care about them (or at least don't act like it).

They don't want someone who will listen to what they have to say and be romantic, and all the things the movies portray.

In short, be a dick to her and she'll sit on yours.
...because the last thing the world needs is another metal guitarist.

Me.

My band.

I like Fall Out Boy. I don't like you.
#7
My manger at work was giving me tips. He said to go to the school library and go up to whatever girl you like best and ask them this:

- Hey I heard college girls only go to libraries to have sex, is that true?