#1
The Film Soul Men, is going to star Bernie Mac, Issac Hayes, and Samuel L. Jackson. Mac and Hayes both died recently, and Samuel is having health trouble. How can we save Samuel before its too late?
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Jeff Ament is a sexy sexy beast.



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#4
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The Film Soul Men, is going to star Bernie Mac, Issac Hayes, and Samuel L. Jackson. Mac and Hayes both died recently, and Samuel is having health trouble. How can we save Samuel before its too late?


By getting these MOTHERF*CKING SNAKES OFF THIS MOTHERF*CKING PLANE
Life is underrated.


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#5
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yes
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Jeff Ament is a sexy sexy beast.



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#10
Samuel L Jackson is having health troubles ???

NAAAAAAOOOOOO!!!!!
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#11
Crap

I hate all this death recently. All the awesome people are disappearing
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#15
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he is is a jedi, he can't be killed....


Palpatine killed him.
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yeah its awesome. unless you get raped, which you will, so it wont be awesome
#17
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Crap

I hate all this death recently. All the awesome people are disappearing


I just found out about Issac and Bernie yesterday Samuels too cool to die!

(Hmm, Apparently Bernie died on my birthday : /)
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#19

We give him this!
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#21
No
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#22
He's Samuel L Motherfucking Jackson (that's actually his official title), he's not able to die.
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#23
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That fucking pussy Anakin sliced his hand off.


yeah but he could've survived from that.
Palpatine sealed the deal.
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yeah its awesome. unless you get raped, which you will, so it wont be awesome
#25
Totally off topic but has anyone seen the sequal to snakes on a plane?
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#26
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It seems all famous actors are dying before movies come out.
Seems someone made a fad >_>


Harry Potter 6 is coming next summer...
#27
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Harry Potter 6 is coming next summer...

Yeah!, we can only hope!
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Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
#28
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Yeah!, we can only hope!

actually one of the actors was stabbed to death in May I believe. So there you go, your wish came true just not one of the main actors
#29
Snape Kills Samuel
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#31
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actually one of the actors was stabbed to death in May I believe. So there you go, your wish came true just not one of the main actors

Hell it's not out yet! there is still hope!
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Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
#32
And that crash Morgan Freeman had
This is the beginning of the end..

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That fucking pussy Anakin sliced his hand off.


Whenever somebody got their hands cut they never made such a big deal about it (Dooku, Luke, The suit of darth vader). He could still use his other hand to punch Anakin in the face and kick Mcdiarmid in the face....
#33
I forgot about Morgan Freedman, hopefully he's not involved.
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Of course I don't wanna go in the woods. There's bears in there.


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Jeff Ament is a sexy sexy beast.



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#34
Well, Maybe its an attack on the blacks, Morgan Freeman recently cheated death, Issac Hayes is dead, Bernie Mac, Maybe Samuel L. Jackson Will get killed by a sith using a lightsaber made out of snakes on a plane. Maybe if it's a sith its really James Earl Jones doing it. I mean he was darth vader
BRIAN. SCHNEIDER.
#35
Then again look at Morgan Freemans parts he obviously cant die, there are 2 that stand out

Bruce Almighty (2003) .... God
Evan Almighty (2007) .... God

what I am saying is if there was a God Morgan Freeman would be it
BRIAN. SCHNEIDER.
#36
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Crap

I hate all this death recently. All the awesome people are disappearing

yea i hate it too, its not a good year to be famous and awesome,


Samuel wont die tho hes ****ing samuel jackson!
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