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#1
Used searchbar, came up nothing.

I thought of this on the plane ride back to Florida.

This is how it goes:

You know you're from [insert place here] when...

I'll start: You know your from Florida when anything below a category 3 hurricane is not worth waking up for.


GO!
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#2
You know you're from Austin when you only know three chords.
"The future's uncertain, and The End is always near."
-Jim Morrison
#3
You know you're from Vancouver, Washington when everyone whos calls themselves a musician listens to hardcore or grindcore exclusively and NOT BLUES. GOD DAMMIT.


#4
You know you're from Lancaster Pennsylvania when you don't take pictures of horse and buggies.
It all makes sense
We're capable of beauty
Through sounds that make on cringe
The dogs only hear us now

#5
You know your in Canada when you can see your breathe and it hails in early August. Honestly, what the fvck?
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#6
You know when your from Florida when your freezing your ass off in 55 degree weather.

You know when your from Florida when you wake up one day to know the Spanish language.
#7
You know you're in Texas when everyone and their dog is packin' heat.
#8
You know your from Texas when you have barbecue for breakfest.

Edit: Texas FTW!
#9
you know youre from new jersey when you're ignorant as hell and are in total denial of it.
#10
you know your from Erie pennsylvania when you get jumped daily by blacks and always get screwed by the cops.
People are strange when youre a stranger
Faces look ugly when youre alone
Women seem wicked when youre unwanted
Streets are uneven when youre down
#11
you know your from Minnesota when 30F degrees below in the winter is perfect for a snowball fight
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#12
you know you're from Asia when getting a B stands for beat to mush


#13
You know youre from baltimore when you go to new york on vacation and feel safe
Guitars:
Ibanez RG4EX1
Epiphone SG w/EMG's

Amps:
Peavey Windsor Head w/ JSX Cab
MicroCube (for the sake of practice at college)

Pedals :
Fulltone Full Drive 2 Mosfet
Digitech Whammy
Dunlop Crybaby
#14
You know you're from Canada when your milk comes in bags.

You know you're from UK when you know your accent is awesome.
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I saw Rick Astley in Quebec City, on April 10th 2009. Best day of my life!
#15
You know your from Louisville Kentucky when your either around red necks/racist/White trash or around gangsters.

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#16
You know you're from Michigan when you get a foot of snow overnight and are unfazed.

...There was actually an entire page of things like these about Michigan that got copypasta'd through email a while ago. Wish I could find it.
#17
You know you're from New Orleans when you have Drive-thru daquiris -- it's not drinking and driving until you put the straw in!
#18
You know your from Jersey when you back out of your driveway and some shmuck with a hat wants 50 cents.

george carlin ftw
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#19
You know you're from Chicago when you're an awesome person.


To me:
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In fact, I almost ALWAYS agree with YourDad.

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One of the best replies ever.

In the same thread

Do you love Arsis?
#20
Quote by talia.
Used searchbar, came up nothing.

I thought of this on the plane ride back to Florida.

This is how it goes:

You know you're from [insert place here] when...

I'll start: You know your from Florida when anything below a category 3 hurricane is not worth waking up for.


GO!

So true, seriously no one down here cares about a tropical storm. I've been to outdoor gigs during one.
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u got me

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your a sick young lady tbh
#21
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You know when your from Florida when your freezing your ass off in 55 degree weather.

You know when your from Florida when you wake up one day to know the Spanish language.

+1

You know you're from Florida when tap water makes you puke.
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I've always wanted to meet a really hot readhead so that I could tell her name is Moses and I'm here to see the burning bush.
#22
you know you're from southern Louisiana when 90 degrees is cool weather.

you know you're from southern Louisiana when wakeboarding in a bayou isn't a bad idea.

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You know you're from New Orleans when you have Drive-thru daquiris -- it's not drinking and driving until you put the straw in!

is that just a Louisiana thing? cause i see drive-thru Daiquiris shops EVERYWHERE.

New Orleans FTW!!
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#23
You know are from Bay Area, CA if you know how to say 'hi' and 'bye' in many Asian languages.
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I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#24
You know you're from Florida when anything under 70 degrees is chilly.
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M. Night Shyamallama

#25
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+1

You know you're from Florida when tap water makes you puke.

+192203204930

I'd rather drink my own piss than my tap water.
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u got me

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your a sick young lady tbh
#26
Also...

You know you are from Florida if you are too dumb to vote properly.
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I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#28
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+192203204930

I'd rather drink my own piss than my tap water.

Yeah definetley

You know you're from Florida when you have to cut the grass every other day in the summer.
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I've always wanted to meet a really hot readhead so that I could tell her name is Moses and I'm here to see the burning bush.
#29
you know your from michigan when the bottom of your brand new sports car is rusting out
Sex is good
Sex is fine
Doggy Style & 69
Just for fun
Or gettin paid
Everyone likes gettin laid
#31
You know your from texas if your horse is bigger than your pickup truck, with the obligatory confederate flag window mural.
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#33
You know you're from Orange County when you want to go to the beach with your friends but then one friend is being such a bitch and you totally like don't even want to talk to her and your other friends are all like totally like not cool with the beach and stuff so you like go to the mall and get some starbucks omg I love starbucks. then you totally go to the Hat on the way home and get some pastrami omg i lo0ove pastrami.

>.>

You know you're from Orange County if you know that Orange County is not what Orange County supposedly is.


My mind is going. I can feel it.
#34
you know your in illinois when your surrounded by rich bitc*es who dont know where the indian ocean is..
#35
You know your from Houston, Texas when you go out of state and everybody says that you your either a cow or gay, of course I don't have horns, But that would be awesome
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They bite? ****... I guess I'm gay now.
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No, nobody on The Pit watches porn.

We also don't play guitar, eat, sleep, or even go on The Pit.

Has Guitar Pro 5 and does the drums for them!
#38
You know your in Dayton when people unnecessarily end sentences in prepositions.

"Hey what age you at?"
"We are not concerned with motive, with higher ethics. We are concerned only with cutting down crime-."
#39
Quote by !normajean!
i love crayfish!
haha


did you seriously just call it crayfish? *looks around* did he call it crayfish? he did didn't he?

it's fucking crawfish!


and now firefox is telling me I'm spelling crawfish wrong! fuck you firefox!!!
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#40
You know you're from Seattle when you see people like this





and think it's normal cuz you see them all the time
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Why did women get multiple orgasms instead of men? I want a river of semen flowing out of my room to mark my territory.
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