#1
Dolphins are evil man killers, and are attempting to
take over the human race...
http://www.anti-dolphin.org/fear.php
JOIN THE FIGHT
excerpt[sp?] from link
Dolphins control 70% of the Earth's surface, including many major rivers. How can one say this? Well, it is a fact that the majority of Earth's surface is covered by water, 70% to be precise. Dolphins, of course, live in the ocean and they even admit that they are the kings of the sea in the theme song to Flipper. Also they control the rivers because there is a group of animals known as river dolphins that are related to the better known group of ocean-dwelling dolphins. These animals do, in fact, share similar policies and values and are allied publicly. A good analogy for this situation is the following: ocean-dwelling dolphins are to river dolphins like Nazi Germany is to Fascist Italy. Another historical reference that is suitable to this situation is that dolphins have an Imperialist policy similar to the European nations of the late 1800's. Dolphins believe that it is their "Manifest Destiny" to conquer the world. Other, but less likely reasons for their attempt to destroy our species, is that they are trying to revenge the dolphins that were killed in the tuna fishing nets. There is reason to doubt this because that would be a noble act, impossible for such a despicable creature.
Last edited by Killedelphia19 at Aug 18, 2008,
#2
You watched Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy today too, eh?
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#4
Dolphins are sissies. Bears are the real threat. 'Sides dolphins are to majestic and wonderful to do anyone any harm.
H e l l o .
#10
Anyone who is scared of a dolphin wouldn't last 1 second in an Elton John fan club meeting.
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#13
amidoinitrite?
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#14
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Dolphins are sissies. Bears are the real threat. 'Sides dolphins are to majestic and wonderful to do anyone any harm.

+1 Bears are godless killing machines.
#15
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#16
EVIL DOLPHINS!




FIGHT BACK!

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#17
don't people in china eat dolphins?

unlease them upon all the dolphins and there u go

and i get a medal
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#18
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you're having too much fun with this...
#19
Quote by Killedelphia19
you're having too much fun with this...



yes i am
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#21
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dolphins are really just gay sharks

(no offense to any gay people)

Pffft stfu!!


....EVERYONE knows that dolphins pale in comparison to sharks
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.