As weird of a song, I need help tabbing this, I'd prefer it be acoustic if possible.

The song is Suckle On My Teets by Nick Swardson.
No joke haha.

Here's the video link... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=as--TpEylRk
i'm one of those people that roll their terds into balls and eat crayons... can you find me a home?
bahhahaaha that is such a weird vidio ithink ill pass on that one. not into they whole gay sex thing...sorry