#1
We all know this famous line. Hopefully. I'm asking for some creative equivalents, because I'm bored!

eg. To be a thread, and not to fail!
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You're just another brick in the wall
#2
To be a wat and not to know!
Quote by Teh Forest King
A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
#3
"Don't get set into one form, adapt it and build your own, and let it grow, be like water. Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless — like water. Now you put water in a cup, it becomes the cup; You put water into a bottle it becomes the bottle; You put it in a teapot it becomes the teapot. Water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend. " - Bruce Lee

Not really the same, but I love it anyway.
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#4
"You are a smelly pirate hooker, go back to your home on wh0re island"

--Ron burgundy
I think we took too many drugs when we were kids,
'cause now we like to make
Weird Music
-Wayne Coyne
#5
Quote by En_zed

eg. To be a thread, and not to fail!


You covered you're ass on that one.
That would of be the first reply...
Did i eat too many?
did I jump in too fast?
how long's this shit last?
Everyone take off ya mask, I lost my grasp



Like weeds?
#6
To be a cum, and not to blood.
Quote by telecastrmastr
if this goes in someones signature im gunna be pissed


Quote by jimithrash
what do you mean by goat
#8
Quote by blackflag49
"I wouldn't call you Dad, not even if... there was a fire."
-Step Brothers

+1

to be woman and not to cook
Quote by Agent Paul Smecker
They had no idea what they were in for. Now they're staring at six men with guns drawn. It was a f***ing ambush.
This was a f***ing bomb dropping on Beaver Cleaverville. For a few seconds, this place was Armageddon!
There was a firefight!
#9
to be a rick and not to roll
Quote by rocker138
Wow...I can't believe no one thought of that, I actually have lost 5% of my confidence for not thinking of that, I bow to you



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#10
Quote by i_am_ironman
to be a rick and not to roll

Wow...I can't believe no one thought of that, I actually have lost 5% of my confidence for not thinking of that, I bow to you
Quote by Agent Paul Smecker
They had no idea what they were in for. Now they're staring at six men with guns drawn. It was a f***ing ambush.
This was a f***ing bomb dropping on Beaver Cleaverville. For a few seconds, this place was Armageddon!
There was a firefight!
#13
you didnt ever make metal buddy
metal made you
thats a megadeth song
and gallagher2006, its stairway to heaven!
#14
Quote by kman123
you didnt ever make metal buddy
metal made you
thats a megadeth song
and gallagher2006, its stairway to heaven!


I feel kinda noobish now...and I have a Stairway poster on my wall...somewhere =\
#15
Pyörivä kivi ei sammaloidu.
I'm dancing in the moonlight
It's caught me in its spotlight
Dancing in the moonlight
On this long hot summer night


Martin D-28