#1
The internet has poisoned my mind with 2g1c, goatse, pain olympics, etc. I thought I was a badass and nothing could gross me out.

I stepped on a huge ass fcking monster slug, so fcking gross I started to gag. I proceeded with pouring salt all over it and it secreted this semen/snot like substance and I escorted myself to the nearest toilet while laughing, puking, gasping for air. You know the whole... hilarious puking thing.

Have you ever been grossed out by something unusual like this?
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#5
Make sure you make the end a little bit too small.
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#7
I got grossed out by a fly on a tap in my house.

I thought it was laying eggs on it.
#8
man, after hovering the title, I thought I was going to find another link to a 2g1c-esque video to spank too.

I am fairly disappointed.
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#10
Cruelty to animals :/

Now here's an idea, but a baby in a maze with a Mortal Kombat/Sonic the Hedgehog-esque spike pit around the path...

Make sure you make the end a little too narrow...
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^ that's about how long it was stretched out
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thats just asking for an immature joke.
#13
I was with a friend, and his pet mouse and rat.

We returned home to find the rat had eaten the mouse.

To punish the rat, my friend prompty set it on fire, doused it, performed live dissection, and then threw it onto the neighbor's roof.

I thought it was terrible, personally.
But every now and then I stop and think about the poor neighbor,
and the events that would have taken place when he went to
clean out his gutters...
#14
Quote by Josh Shiells
I was with a friend, and his pet mouse and rat.

We returned home to find the rat had eaten the mouse.

To punish the rat, my friend prompty set it on fire, doused it, performed live dissection, and then threw it onto the neighbor's roof.

I thought it was terrible, personally.
But every now and then I stop and think about the poor neighbor,
and the events that would have taken place when he went to
clean out his gutters...


now THAT'S animal abuse.

That sparked something. My little brother used to have a mouse, we put it in the garage for some reason and he left the lid off the cage once. I was in the kitchen and I heard this scuffle in the garage and I walked in and the cat was eating something very crunchy with a tail. gagging ensued.
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#15
One time when I was around ten I was walking in the park at night and a leaf was blowing along, there was no wind and every time I tried to step on the leaf it moved, at the time I didn't realize there was no wind, anyway I stepped on it and it turned out to be a frog, nastiest thing that ever happened other then throwing up salmon.
#16
i was pissing on a trail once and a bird flew out, I jumped out and screamed which made my dick face up and i got a golden shower.

I had to walk six miles covered in my piss
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#17
Have you ever two Siamese twins eating each others feet? No? Then I suggest you quiet yourself.
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Quote by Josh Shiells
I was with a friend, and his pet mouse and rat.

We returned home to find the rat had eaten the mouse.

To punish the rat, my friend prompty set it on fire, doused it, performed live dissection, and then threw it onto the neighbor's roof.

I thought it was terrible, personally.
But every now and then I stop and think about the poor neighbor,
and the events that would have taken place when he went to
clean out his gutters...


thats horrible, but i also find it hilarious as hell. +1
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#20
My dad went to go through some garbage out at work once and the first step he took outside and he crushed this rat lol.
#21
one of my brothers gerbils ate the other one. all that was left were bones.
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#22
I've seen a bird fly right into a semi.
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#23
I once stepped on a lizard by accident. I felt horrible.
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thats pretty epic.
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#24
i cut off my dogs leg because he was maimed.. and i whipped up a tasty little marinade, grilled it nice and perfect, and then threw it on the floor next to him.

He proceeded to happily wolf down his own crispy thigh and never knew the difference.
#25
I accidentaly ran over a chicken in a ride-on mower once.

Not happy.
Dear diary.

Today I stuffed some dolls full of dead rats I put in the blender.

I'm wondering if, maybe, there really is something wrong with me.