#1
My hair has got to the length where it starts going curly and messy. I can't be arsed using straighteners,etc so I usually get it cut short/shaved.

However, having recently got back from 2 weeks in the sun, I have quite a nice tan, but I fear beneath the hair isn't quite so tanned.

My question:

If I get my hair shaved, is it going to be white underneath still which would mean I look ridiculous seeing as the rest of my face is golden?
#2
It'll be tanned too.
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#3
It won't be tanned, but why would you want your head shaved anyway?

Oh wait, you're from Birmingham, ok.
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#4
Being completely honest here, move up to some Garnier Fructis shampoo and let it grow out more. Put it in a ponytail once its long enough to look badass and you'll get more chicks than you can handle.

Generally, girls like guys with short to medium length hair, then get turned off when its around bobcut length. Once it gets past your shoulderblades, however, you become the world's most powerful electro-pussy-magnet.
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#5
I don't have it shaved completely, but pretty short - #4 usually.

My hair is awkward, it goes curly, even when its still pretty short - too short to get the straighteners on it and even when it's long enough for straighteners...it won't go straight, so I like to keep it short as it looks neater.

I don't mind if it isn't fully tanned underneath, but I don't want it to be completely white still.
#6
I always get that lol. You'll have a large white ridge from your tan to your hair
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#7
your most likely going to get your head sun burnt lol
same thing happened to me
and yes your head will be white
whilst the rest of you is going to be tanned lol
#8
Hmmm.. I knew I should've had it done before I went away.


I might risk it, and just wear a hat until it's thick enough again
#9
Get it permanently straightened.
THAT is how you get the girls, NOT by putting it in a gay ponytail, I dunno what that dude is going on about no girls like guys with ponytails.
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#10
I really can't be doing with long hair - too high maintenance and it makes me look fat(ter).


It just looks so much neater when its short.
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Being completely honest here, move up to some Garnier Fructis shampoo and let it grow out more. Put it in a ponytail once its long enough to look badass and you'll get more chicks than you can handle.

Generally, girls like guys with short to medium length hair, then get turned off when its around bobcut length. Once it gets past your shoulderblades, however, you become the world's most powerful electro-pussy-magnet.


You should give less attention,what girls like or dislike
#12
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Get it permanently straightened.
THAT is how you get the girls, NOT by putting it in a gay ponytail, I dunno what that dude is going on about no girls like guys with ponytails.
If it's too expensive, get an apprentice to do it.


As long as you keep your face shaved, a band T on at all times, and can hum a few bars on-key with great vibrato, chicks will clamor over themselves to get up on you. Provided the ponytail is in effect.

Or you can pull out the ponytail and headbang to get the metal chicks.
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#13
You will have a bit of a white line but not overly noticeable.
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As long as you keep your face shaved, a band T on at all times, and can hum a few bars on-key with great vibrato, chicks will clamor over themselves to get up on you. Provided the ponytail is in effect.

Or you can pull out the ponytail and headbang to get the metal chicks.

You had me convinced until I realised that any normal girl would think you're a grub if you wore a band shirt all the time. They're okay very rarely, especially if it's a band the girl's interested in as well, but really they'd like something a bit more snazzy.
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As long as you keep your face shaved, a band T on at all times, and can hum a few bars on-key with great vibrato, chicks will clamor over themselves to get up on you. Provided the ponytail is in effect.

Or you can pull out the ponytail and headbang to get the metal chicks.


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#17
let it grow a little

see how it looks

mess about with straighteners when it is long enough

you may well be pleasantly surprised.
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I don't have it shaved completely, but pretty short - #4 usually.

My hair is awkward, it goes curly, even when its still pretty short - too short to get the straighteners on it and even when it's long enough for straighteners...it won't go straight, so I like to keep it short as it looks neater.

I don't mind if it isn't fully tanned underneath, but I don't want it to be completely white still.

hey my hair is curly, girls like curly hair whats the problem?
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I'd say use straighteners, but that's just me.
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You had me convinced until I realised that any normal girl would think you're a grub if you wore a band shirt all the time. They're okay very rarely, especially if it's a band the girl's interested in as well, but really they'd like something a bit more snazzy.


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hey my hair is curly, girls like curly hair whats the problem?



It's not curly as in afro curly... But at all the edges it curls up, looks f'ckin stupid.
#23
ummm dood you should see my hair its about shoulder length only curls at the tips and........i crazily enough have a girlfriend.....i cheated tho :p metal chicks ftw spec if ur me and also metal headed lol

let it grow mate see what happens ... lemme rephrase let it grow then go to some underground metal gigs if ur into metal of course XD
I am me. Live with it.
#24
...Indeed


I tried growing it before, it looked stupid. I am also not going to grow it for the sole reason that the ladies like long hair.
#27
Srsly, grow it long.

No end of people tell me I looked like a twat with short hair. Once it's long enough it'll grow "down" and not "up".
And APPARENTLY (I still do not agree with this) I'm hot.

Long Hair gets all the best females.
Bald gets the ones who like to be punched about.
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Being completely honest here, move up to some Garnier Fructis shampoo and let it grow out more. Put it in a ponytail once its long enough to look badass and you'll get more chicks than you can handle.

Generally, girls like guys with short to medium length hair, then get turned off when its around bobcut length. Once it gets past your shoulderblades, however, you become the world's most powerful electro-pussy-magnet.

???
I have never seen any evidence of this, must be a difference from where were from around here the most hair girls like is a shag.
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#29
Dude, just get a straightener it doesnt take that long and its pretty butt****ing easy to use also... takes me about 20 min's every day
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It won't be tanned, but why would you want your head shaved anyway?

Oh wait, you're from Birmingham, ok.

Birmingham ftl
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Being completely honest here, move up to some Garnier Fructis shampoo and let it grow out more. Put it in a ponytail once its long enough to look badass and you'll get more chicks than you can handle.

Generally, girls like guys with short to medium length hair, then get turned off when its around bobcut length. Once it gets past your shoulderblades, however, you become the world's most powerful electro-pussy-magnet.



GIRLS DON'T LIKE PONYTAILS UNLESS THEY ARE UGLY.