Ok Everyone post Everything about Chuck Norris (Jokes) :P

Mine: Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Family Guy:

Peter- They say that under Chuck Norris' beard isn't a chin but another fist.
Brian- Thats ridiculous.
Chuck Norris walks over and taps Brian on the shoulder
Brian- OMG Chuck Norris!!
A Fist flys out of His beard and punches Brian in the nose.

Theres another one in that episode i just don't wanna type it :P

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