#1
Ok Everyone post Everything about Chuck Norris (Jokes) :P


Mine: Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Family Guy:

Peter- They say that under Chuck Norris' beard isn't a chin but another fist.
Brian- Thats ridiculous.
Chuck Norris walks over and taps Brian on the shoulder
Brian- OMG Chuck Norris!!
A Fist flys out of His beard and punches Brian in the nose.



Theres another one in that episode i just don't wanna type it :P
#3


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#4
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you made an account just to make this thread?

looks that way.

*reported*
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Isn't it odd, that Iron Man is a superhero, whereas "iron, woman!" is a command?



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