#3
Bachelor party, eh?

Line up guys. Uncle daddy's here.
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#4
So your like 16/17 and got your GF pregnant way to go...
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#6
Your a 1990 child?

Good god man, good luck and take good care of that kid and be mature around it.
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#7
You'v been here since June...don't pretend you have enough experience to miss it.
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I'm 17. I turn 18 in a week. She's 17. Like I said, lifes a bitch.

EDIT: what kind of a bachelor party is this? Where are the strippers? Where's the booze? Come on ppl!



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#11
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Sup guys! I'm back from teh fotb. Since I had nothing to do without the pit, I had to find something to occupy my time. So, my fiance is now pregnant. We are getting married sooner now. Like... october. Lifes a bitch, huh?

Wait, you don't want to get married?


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Bachelor party, eh?

Line up guys. Uncle daddy's here.



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#16
That's why you don't trust a forum that readily encourages rape as a reliable form of birth control..
#17
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Man Burger King should always wrap his whopper before going to see Dairy Queen. They teach you that in like grade 9.

Treat me right, and we can have it your way...

Are you going to sign up for that mtv show "engaged and underaged"?
#18
have fun behind the cashier for the rest of your life
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#21
U have a child on the way, are engaged and soon to be married and you still use words like 'teh'.


wow, sorry.
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#24
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I'm 17. I turn 18 in a week. She's 17. Like I said, lifes a bitch.

EDIT: what kind of a bachelor party is this? Where are the strippers? Where's the booze? Come on ppl!


The strippers and booze will be here when you're old enough for them. So... maybe for like your kids 3rd birthday someone will buy you a beer?

Way to go...
#25
Congrats, you have just ****ed up your life for you, your female and your future kid...

But seriously, good luck, you'll probably need it.

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#26
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Lifes a bitch, huh?


If that's how you feel about the whole thing I'm not sure you should really go through with it...
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