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#1
They sound like fricking rabies bulldogs ._.


Me and my girlfriend was out walking in the night (note; there's no street lights here... there's barely a street ) when we heard some insane barking.

I knew that deers sound like that, but my mind didn't want to recall that...

... so I goes "omfg **** AAARGH". Kinda. My girlfriend starts laughing.

I thought she'd gone nuts.
Two seconds later a female deer comes running out of the nowhere straight at us and we both goes "AAAAARGH "

luckily the screaming scared it and it turned away back to the forest

so.. who'll join me in my "make-deers-stop-bark" campaign?
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#2
1) Where the HELL did you learn to speak?
2) Deer bark?
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#3
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1) Where the HELL did you learn to speak?
2) Deer bark?

I couldn't have put it better myself
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#4
Awwwwh, well don't let those dumb, mean deers scare you.
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#6
It's DEER not DEERS!
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#7
Bad deer, bad bad deer.
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#12
How high/drunk were you then and now TS?
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#15
This might actually be the funniest thing I've ever read in the Pit. I can't stop.
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#16
uh, pretty sure deer dont bark dude
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#20
Deer do make a ****ing crazy sound. "Barking" probably isn't the right term, but it's the best I can think of.
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#22
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#23
Yeah, I've heard em' do that.

I have to walk home at night sometimes from my grandpa's and there's an apple orchard between here and my house, so I frequently encounter deer.

They won't hurt you. Usually.
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#24
My sister's friend was riding a motorcycle at night when a deer jumped in front of him. He died the next day.
It all makes sense
We're capable of beauty
Through sounds that make on cringe
The dogs only hear us now

#26
Quote by vintage x metal
1) Where the HELL did you learn to speak?
2) Deer bark?



1) I've spoken English for roughly five years only. excuse bad grammar/spelling
2) yep.
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#28
Was this the deer, TS?

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#29
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1) I've spoken English for roughly five years only. excuse bad grammar/spelling
2) yep.

Ah okay, that makes sense. Sorry


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My sister's friend was riding a motorcycle at night when a deer jumped in front of him. He died the next day.

God damn it, I was laughing up until this post.
edit: oh and I'm very sorry that happened
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#32
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^that looks more like an elk

get your species right!


It's a red deer: http://www.suwanneeriverranch.com/ElkRdDrRoar2.htm

I know my four legged mammals
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#33
Aw deer.. what a shame :|
deery me, they can be scary huh?
listen, deer, go have a nice bath and snuggle into bed like a good boy :>
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#34
For those who are saying, "OMGWTF deer barking LOLOL WTF?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EWzg4eiJnM

They do, and it's quite freaky at night time.

They can also growl in that raspy voice too, which is even worse.
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#35
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Ah okay, that makes sense. Sorry


God damn it, I was laughing up until this post.
edit: oh and I'm very sorry that happened


Sorry to kill the flow.
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#37
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For those who are saying, "OMGWTF deer barking LOLOL WTF?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EWzg4eiJnM

They do, and it's quite freaky at night time.

They can also growl in that raspy voice too, which is even worse.

What the hell. I need to go live in the woods.
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#39
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What the hell. I need to go live in the woods.


the living-on-a-little-island-with-only-one-minor-"town":ism is quite good at times

but it has it backsides :stickpoke
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the living-on-a-little-island-with-only-one-minor-"town":ism is quite good at times

but it has it backsides :stickpoke

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