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#1
I just found out that John Petrucci lives in Kings Park, Long Island. I live like 10 minutes away from him.

Badass. Maybe I'll leave him little notes.
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#3
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Stalk him.


I think I'm going to.
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#4
Quote by Wulphy
Badass. Maybe I'll leave him little notes.


And maybe he'll leave you a larger note, also known as a restraining order.
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#5
noob question

who's John Petrucci?
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#6
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noob question

who's John Petrucci?



Wat.
#8
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noob question

who's John Petrucci?

You gonna get flamed.
#9
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You gonna get flamed.


i no
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#10
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And maybe he'll leave you a larger note, also known as a restraining order.


Naw, I'm a nice guy, he's a nice guy. It fits.
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#11
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noob question

who's John Petrucci?

Guitarist from Dream Theater. Lots of people think he's the greatest motherfucker ever.
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#12
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noob question

who's John Petrucci?




I really really hope thats a joke.
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#13
No mention of rape yet?


Ok then...............


Cook him dinner
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I really really hope thats a joke.


that isnt a joke mate

pop punks my thing so i dont really listen 2 stuff like dream theater


flying couch thanks for answering my question
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#16
Quote by Wulphy
Naw, I'm a nice guy, he's a nice guy. It fits.


John Petrucci is a nice guy.
Maybe he'll even agree to teach you the secrets of shredding...
#18
Quote by shadesofanger
No mention of rape yet?


Ok then...............


Cook him dinner



Good idea, then I slip something in his drink and he wakes up the next morning with a painful butt.

I see where you were going with that.
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#19
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John Petrucci is a nice guy.
Maybe he'll even agree to teach you the secrets of shredding...


I just hope he signs my guitar.
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#21
Go hook up your amp to the inside of your car and shred outside your house and see what he does!
Hai 2 u
#22
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i wouldn't stalk him if i were you. he's god remember. he'll know you're there, infact you're probably already dead because he knew you were going to stalk him
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Oh shit.
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#23
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Go hook up your amp to the inside of your car and shred outside your house and see what he does!


Dude, thats a badass idea!
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#27
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Don't be ridiculous. You're P. Diddy.


AAAARRRGGGGHHH! got pwned
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#28
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Holy crap flying couch is from seattle! Anyways, yeah thats cool.

I'm not really from Seattle, dude. Look at my title and avatar.
#29
Erm, how would I get in touch with him beforehand? Anyone have his email address lol?
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#32
Quote by Wulphy
Erm, how would I get in touch with him beforehand? Anyone have his email address lol?


Jon.petrucci@hotmail.com
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#35
I call BS on both of those.
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#36
Quote by Wulphy
I call BS on both of those.


You really expect the pit to actually HAVE John Petrucci's email address?
McLovin is my hero!

It's not the going that the pit cares about.
It's the coming.
#38
Quote by McLovin-
You really expect the pit to actually HAVE John Petrucci's email address?


I was hoping so. Otherwise I'll have to like, write him a letter.
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#39
lmfao
Split your lungs with blood and thunder
When you see the white whale
Break your backs and crack your oars men
If you wish to prevail
#40
Quote by Flying Couch
Stalk him.


Sneak into his house and masturbate with a pair of his underwear.
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