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#1
Sunday night your beloved SkyValley was stabbed in the neck by two wiggers with pocketknives. I was on my way back to the car when they jumped me at around 10:15 pm. I bashed one of them in the head with my flashlight and broke it (the light not his head ) and the other one decked me in the nose. A car was coming so they ran off. I got in the car, locked the door, and called an ambulance because I was bleeding like crazy from my nose and neck.

I got patched up at the hospital, 30+ stitches and all the tetanus shots I wanted. I just got out about three hours ago, the first thing I did when I got home was change my profile song to "Stabwound" by Necrophagist.

Here's a pic, I have close-ups of the damage but the mods here would probably ban me because it's gross or something.



You guys can rant about how much you hate wiggers and chavs now.
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#3
those bastards
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Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

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You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

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I waited for the rape.

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...but the rape never came
#4
Let me be the first to say this:
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"Russell! What the F*uck!!!"


EDIT: Yea dude that sucks, you should press charges or something
#6
freaking awesome song, you can really relate to Necrophagist's lyrics now.

now go find those wiggers and cap them.
#8
i was going to say pics or it didnt happen but.....apparently it happened
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#9
wow dude! glad you are okay, that is pretty nasty
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#10
Aww! That is so mean!!! UG, lets beat all the Chavs at their own game. DRAWBALL ATTACK!!!
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touche sir.
#11
Fuckin' wiggers.

^
He's laughing at YOU.
You better click that bastard.



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#12
What fucks. That sucks man. Any chance they'll be caught?
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#15
Damn. At least you're okay though.

Why did they jump you? Did you know them? or just a random incident...
#16
Crazy scrars man, hope there's no serious lasting damage.
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#19
thats freakin badass dude!
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#20
OMG.

Looks pretty bad.

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Let me be the first to say this:
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"Russell! What the F*uck!!!"


#23
Pics or it didn..................holy ****
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#25
Did they mug you, or just jump you for shits and giggles? Glad you're okay.
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#26
man people are dicks, hope you're ok dude

EDIT: good job on attacking them back if only a little
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#28
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Let me be the first to say this:
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"Russell! What the F*uck!!!"




I see what u did there!
#30
Props to you man.

No better way to break a flashlight then a wigger's head.
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#33
One bitchin' story...
but that sucks at the same time too.
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yeah its awesome. unless you get raped, which you will, so it wont be awesome
#36
Holy ****, man that sucks, if i were you i would get **** loads of friends, hunt those bastards down, and kick ass. hell if i lived in your area i'd ****ing help you
#37
sorry wtf is a wigger?!
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#38
it seems like one of those things that would seem like it sucks but in the end its good because of all the ass you get out of it
Nice beaver.


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#39
I hope you feel better, i seriusly dont know why anyone would want to do that to somone innocent.
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