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...And I forgot to erase all these sent messages discussing everything from sex and porn to drugs and other things, with 10,000 cuss words. He was really pissed off and it was really embarrasing. What should I do? I do all kinds of stuff, but this is the first time I have gotten caught. I am always going to delete everything now.
#2
Kill him when he sleeps tonight. Otherwise the word will get out and your life ruined.
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#5
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Kill him when he sleeps tonight. Otherwise the world will get out and your life ruined.

That's the only reasonable thing to do, really.
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#7
your dad now knows you're one sick, disgusting kid... you have nothing to worry about anymore because he now probably expects lesser of you
I see no sign of fortress.
#8
why was your dad looking at YOUR phone?
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#9
A little sucky sucky never hurts.
I want to work in revelations, not just spin silly tales for money.I want to fish as deep down as possible into my own subconscious in the belief that once that far down, everyone will understand because they are the same that far down.
#10
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Kill him when he sleeps tonight. Otherwise the word will get out and your life ruined.




Works wonders.
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#11
Quote by EnemyWolf
...And I forgot to erase all these sent messages discussing everything from sex and porn to drugs and other things, with 10,000 cuss words. He was really pissed off and it was really embarrasing. What should I do? I do all kinds of stuff, but this is the first time I have gotten caught. I am always going to delete everything now.

Uh, tell your dad that if he doesn't want to hear about your sexual activity, habits and vocabulary not to ****ing go through your personal messages.
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#12
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your dad now knows you're one sick, disgusting kid... you have nothing to worry about anymore because he now probably expects lesser of you


I agree, now, you're in a BETTER position than you were yesterday.

Good job.
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#15
I find txting an utter and waste of time, but I would watch your back now, because he certainly might suspect some of the stuff that you do.
#16
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Act mature and don't do things behind his back?

Like talk to his friends about girls and sex? Who the **** are you, Mother Theresa?
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what's the point in being "philiosophical"?

Interesting question...
#18
had the same thing happen to me with drugs. now my mom doesnt trust me for ****.
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#19
He's just mad because he wished you'd turn out better than he was at your age, and he's come to the realization that "the apple doesn't fall far from the tree". Don't sweat it, he'll get over it.
#20
if he did anything like that as a kid pull the "but you did it too" card.
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#21
Send txts about murdering him if he looks at your phone again, then let him take another gander at it when you're back is turned and see what he does.
I want to work in revelations, not just spin silly tales for money.I want to fish as deep down as possible into my own subconscious in the belief that once that far down, everyone will understand because they are the same that far down.
#22
Smother him with a pillow while he sleeps.
Not enough to kill him, just enough to make him think you're insane and then he'll be scared of you.

Terrorism works.
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#23
I think its kinda creepy that you're dad is looking through your phone. It's too bad that he doesnt respect your privacy.
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#24
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I think its kinda creepy that you're dad is looking through your phone. It's too bad that he doesnt respect your privacy.


My sister and mom have done it as well, but luckily there wasn't anything really that bad, nothing compared to this. Yall's parents don't check your phone commonly?
#25
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Smother him with a pillow while he sleeps.
Not enough to kill him, just enough to make him think you're insane and then he'll be scared of you.

Terrorism works.


Honestly, I would be scared to fvcking death if my son did that to me.

.. If I was old enough to be a father..
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#26
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My sister and mom have done it as well, but luckily there wasn't anything really that bad, nothing compared to this. Yall's parents don't check your phone commonly?




NO
I want to work in revelations, not just spin silly tales for money.I want to fish as deep down as possible into my own subconscious in the belief that once that far down, everyone will understand because they are the same that far down.
#27
my parents have never checked my phone :S
but then i got one late on i was aboutttt 14/15
i got one for when i went on the train home from school

but no, my parents have never looked at my phone ever
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#29
Quote by EnemyWolf
My sister and mom have done it as well, but luckily there wasn't anything really that bad, nothing compared to this. Yall's parents don't check your phone commonly?


hell no. I think they know better than that. Just keep the phone hidden and don't let them anywhere near it. Personally I don't think its any of thier business what you do on your phone.
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#30
Why do ye let your parents at your phones? Its like letting them read your diary!.....


Not that i have a diary or anything.....
#31
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Why do ye let your parents at your phones? Its like letting them read your diary!.....


Not that i have a diary or anything.....

yes you do...
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#32
you could put a keypad pin on your phone
so they cant get into it
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#35
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Why do ye let your parents at your phones? Its like letting them read your diary!.....

Not that i have a diary or anything.....


I accidentally left it on the counter, and he happened to pick it up and have a look through on it.
#36
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if he did anything like that as a kid pull the "but you did it too" card.

Best option for sure.
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#37
Video taped him and your mom having sex and put it on the internet for all your friends to fap over. He'll learn not to go through your stuff anymore.
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#38
you got a loop hole out of it~he shouldnt have been looking through your phone anyway. unless you handed him the phone..
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#39
Quote by metaldud536
Act mature and don't do things behind his back?


HAH. Act mature and realize that theres always secrets between parents and their child. Not to mention sending a text message on your phone is hardly behind his back...

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