#1
Okay, so I read somewhere that some olympians would get a catheter sort of thing and turkey blast someone elses urine in so they could get past tests. Which leads me to this idea...

What if you blasted a flammable liquid (that wont kill you) up the catheter tube. Proceed to hold a lighter up to your weiner while peeing, thus creating the wangflame 2000 (patent pending)
#4
You'd probably barbecue your dick.

Keep your patent, I don't want that ****.
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#5
no, it really isnt.
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#8
Please, do not reproduce or think about reproducing. Thank you.

In fact, I hope you try that on yourself personally TS and become sterile due to a fatal error in the experiment.

God forbid I have to put up with your offspring in the future, god forbid.
#9
Better idea, masturbate and shoot flammable liquids.

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#10
How many times do you poop your pants a week?


Like my grandpa would say, thats like a submarine sandwich with a screen door
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#11
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it really is


well your really an idiot
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#12
go ahead. try it. and send us the vid so we can all laugh our ASSES OFF!!!
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#13
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Better idea, masturbate and shoot flammable liquids.

FLAMETHROWER



i dont need flammable liquids for that
#14
i must say tho. the wangflame 2000 tis a catchy name. that is all
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#17
What if it goes the wrong way and sets the inside of your penis ablaze


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#19
Please, please film your prototype experiments.

I need a laugh.

But hey, at least you'll win a Darwin Award...
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#20
sounds quite dangerous and not fun if you mess up
bad idea
grok it.

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#22
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If succeeded tho...

still not the funny, the fails are funny, but not when you fail yourself.
grok it.

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#23
i hope your dick get fried
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