#2
And you cant get it why?


Pssshhhh! wait here i'll check to see if we have it in the back...
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#4
I'm confuzled?
Quote by Teh Forest King
A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
#5
cumfuzzled?


"Cumguzzler?
That's the thing right by your heart, right?"

Haha some kid said that when he was drunk and stoned.
No joke, and he said it in a "serious manner"
#6
were not your slaves, so give me my money and I'll do it
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
#11
Here, I have a good one

Quote by top shelf

I couldn't do it [masturbate] with the cast on however. That's when I dug out my baby sister's stuffed animals and went to town

Quote by Tubyboulin
Is it bad that I imagined you saying that in a really sexy voice?