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#1
My best friend Sheldon wants to eat out this girl, but! Her best friend just told me that she has the stank puss! But i don't wanna tell him, cause i'm friends with this girl too and don't want to be a snatch hatch. That's even worse than a **** block! What do i do?!

Has anything like this ever happened to you? Ever eaten out a stank puss?
#2
um no.
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#5
You're basically talking about every girl in Woodstock, Ontario. Good luck not finding a stank puss.
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#7
LOL, it sucks but you gotta look out for your bro. You gotta tell him but break it to him gently
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#9
Quote by Stratocaster88
My best friend Sheldon wants to eat out this girl, but! Her best friend just told me that she has the stank puss! But i don't wanna tell him, cause i'm friends with this girl too and don't want to be a snatch hatch. That's even worse than a **** block! What do i do?!

Has anything like this ever happened to you? Ever eaten out a stank puss?

I understand how you can block a ****, but how the **** do you hatch a snatch?
#12
Well if she's embarassed enough she'll stop him herself.
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#13
...

I honestly have no words for this thread. That was the most disturbing and idiotic thing I've ever read. It makes the Pain Olympics look like Care Bears.
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#14
Theres a simple solution if you got a stank puss. Be sly and slip a mint in your mouth.
If everyone had an asshole for a mouth, wouldn't the world make more sense?
#15
Quote by Jericho114
You're basically talking about every girl in Woodstock, Ontario. Good luck not finding a stank puss.


Best post ever man, im like 30 mins away from woodstock lol
#16
Dude, leave a note, saying,

This is God
Don't eat your woman out
For she has some rank puss

Problem solved.
#18
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Best post ever man, im like 30 mins away from woodstock lol

Funniest thing about that is... I am from Cambridge too.
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There is no point except party and be healthy and happy. Also money is not something to live for. If i didnt need money for drugs and beer i would give mine away.


Vote here to help me get to BC!
#20
You're a weirdo.
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#21
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her best friend knows its stanky?

Yeah. What the hell?
I figure she's got a tilted stank.
If everyone had an asshole for a mouth, wouldn't the world make more sense?
#23
Quote by Stratocaster88
My best friend Sheldon wants to eat out this girl, but! Her best friend just told me that she has the stank puss! But i don't wanna tell him, cause i'm friends with this girl too and don't want to be a snatch hatch. That's even worse than a **** block! What do i do?!

Has anything like this ever happened to you? Ever eaten out a stank puss?


Just carefully and gently break it to your friend that he has to shove about a dozen tic tacs in his mouth and then ever so slowly place them with his tongue into her stinky of all holies.
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#24
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nope, im a virgin and have never even so much as kissed a girl.

awww.
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#25
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#26
Quote by Ashish23
Theres a simple solution if you got a stank puss. Be sly and slip a mint in your mouth.


no no. you be sly and slip a mint into her puss. that is the only way......
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#27
Ah this made me lol "Stank Puss!". OH the urgency...

But anyways, yeah you get a lot of "stank pusses", what with it being a small, cramped, wet, cum dumpster festering with bacteria.

How does he expect it to taste? lol...
#28
Quote by Raiderkid38
no no. you be sly and slip a mint into her puss. that is the only way......


So you agree with me? I was implying mint-flavored tic tacs, but uh...I suppose any flavor really would work, all those fun colors might cheer him up.
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This was a f***ing bomb dropping on Beaver Cleaverville. For a few seconds, this place was Armageddon!
There was a firefight!
#29
Let your bro go down on that hoe

Let him learn that shes a stank puss tha hard waah

You Dig?!
#30
Quote by rocker138
So you agree with me? I was implying mint-flavored tic tacs, but uh...I suppose any flavor really would work, all those fun colors might cheer him up.


yes and no.

heres an idea. take a breath strip, and pull the covers over. take the breath strip. insert into puss, then wait and hope for the best
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#33
umm stank puss? im not a man of "blackspeak" if someone would care to elaborate lol
#34
Quote by frozen_soul
umm stank puss? im not a man of "blackspeak" if someone would care to elaborate lol


Her vajayjay don't smell okaykay
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They had no idea what they were in for. Now they're staring at six men with guns drawn. It was a f***ing ambush.
This was a f***ing bomb dropping on Beaver Cleaverville. For a few seconds, this place was Armageddon!
There was a firefight!
#35
Quote by Jericho114
You're basically talking about every girl in Woodstock, Ontario. Good luck not finding a stank puss.

omfg i have never laughed so hard at the truth. you = win
#37
Quote by rocker138
Her vajayjay don't smell okaykay



ahh i see. cant they just wash it or sumthin? or is it like an std type thing?
#38
Neither, I think it's just a birth thing, like some people have bad breath...some people have bad pussy breath.

Besides the mint thing, I recommend a Royal Pine Air freshener
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This was a f***ing bomb dropping on Beaver Cleaverville. For a few seconds, this place was Armageddon!
There was a firefight!
#39
Stank puss.

hahahahaha
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#40
Quote by Cryptorchild
i fingered a stank puss.

It was my first one too



then u walked around all day wondering why everything smelled like fish right


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