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#1
ok so today i came home from school to be met with the most horrible situation imaginable...
i walked in on my little brother getting jerked off by his guy friend... and i am completely freaking out. i mean that **** was ****ed up!
im not sure why i posted this but... just thought u guys hear of the most disgusting thing i have ever witnessed and pray that u never have to see that ****


it was worse than 2c1c and pain Olympics combined
#2
try the horny things when you were younger thread.

we all know you got turned on.
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#3
Pics?
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#5
08er and first post on account = fail

Pics or I won't believe it
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ok so one time i was totally wanking and then my mom walked in and my cat was in my room... she knocked first so i grabbed my cat and put it on my lap and started petting it to cover up but then i jizzed on my cat..
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somehow i forgot the camera.....


Perhaps you could draw it on MS paint? Or get a bunch of friends and reenact the scene while someone films it?
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#9
Leave the poor kid alone.

If he likes ****, big deal. Nothing you or anybody can do.

Providing this whole thing is true....
#10
Quote by scrotisserie
somehow i forgot the camera.....



Oh.... err would your brother mind doing a reconstruction of it then? .... for demonstrative purposes of course.

Edit: damn! Kensai beat me to it.


Another edit: How old is your little brother anyway?
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ok so one time i was totally wanking and then my mom walked in and my cat was in my room... she knocked first so i grabbed my cat and put it on my lap and started petting it to cover up but then i jizzed on my cat..
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Quote by scrotisserie
ok so today i came home from school to be met with the most horrible situation imaginable...
i walked in on my little brother getting jerked off by his GAY friend... and i am completely freaking out. i mean that **** was ****ed up!
im not sure why i posted this but... just thought u guys hear of the most disgusting thing i have ever witnessed and pray that u never have to see that ****



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#12
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what, he was hand raped?!
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what, he was hand raped?!

+1
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#16
What did your little brother and his guy/gay friend do when they saw you were there ?
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#17
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his 11.... i dunno, i guess its ok if his gay but i didnt want to see that....


id tap that **** boiiiiii
#19


Dude, if he is 11 he hardly understands what he is doing... Well, he might but so what if he is getting jerked off by his best mate. Its not as if he is getting jerked off by some stranger in a public toilet....

Edit:

Keep an eye on him... If he disappears between 10pm and midnight and goes to local parks with public toilets, you should start to worry... Leave him alone and let him have hand fun with his best mate. Its not that bad... I mean, you could have walked in on them having bum-fun.
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#20
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Your brother is either gay, or simply experimenting. Deal with it, homophobe.


+1
#21
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Your brother is either gay, or simply experimenting. Deal with it, homophobe.


how about i deal with your mum all over her face

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but really its not the easiest thing to deal with... you probably dont quite understand how disturbing it was
#22
this is hilarious....
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#24
atleast you didnt walk in on them experimenting different holes.
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#25
Erm, hmmm, well youu cou......
Deal with it nancy, he's experimenting.
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#29
listen man i'm so sorry your bro said you wouldn't be back for another hour we were just messin around!!!
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#30
this is hilarious
tell your brother that if he doesn't want to be gay he has to jerk of his friend. It will reverse the gay polarity
#31
^

oh god... south park?
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#32


But seriously, you should've stepped in and shown them how it was done.
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#35
lol and by his "friend" you really mean you. It's okay incest isn't so bad. I forgive you.
#36
I dunno but I couldn't stop laughing the whole way through this thread....

xD LOL LOL LOL!

man yu got so owned! ROFL!!!!!
#37
Quote by scrotisserie
ok so today i came home from school to be met with the most horrible situation imaginable...
i walked in on my little brother getting jerked off by his guy friend... and i am completely freaking out. i mean that **** was ****ed up!
im not sure why i posted this but... just thought u guys hear of the most disgusting thing i have ever witnessed and pray that u never have to see that ****


it was worse than 2c1c and pain Olympics combined


hmm! m! kkrr! HAHA! Haaaa! HAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!
#38
I'm more concered with the pre-jerk conversation...

"man, I'm so bored right now"
"Me too"
"Maybe I could...I mean...There's vaseline in the closet...."
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#40
Teach him how to put a johnny on, then leave him to do what he wants
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