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#1
What should i do? I was looking for some sandpaper in the shed and saw my old tin that i kept all my nails, sandpaper and screw drivers and stuff when i was a kid. Opened it up and there's a little box with some weed in it, a pipe and something that looks like its part of a cheap-ass, home made bong.

So... What do i do?
#2
Smoke it
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#3
sit in the shed until your'e dad comes and gets you and then tell him you were weeding
#4
Hand it into the police, illegal drugs cannot be accepted in society.


I kid, I kid, smoke it
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#5
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Smoke it


FTW?

If he yells at you, threaten to tell your mom.
#6
smoke it. whats he gonna do if its gone. **** all thats what, if its a secret he wont want it to get out
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#7
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Smoke it

Hmmm... I dont smoke... Could start though I was thinking of selling it though. Its not like he can punish me if he knows i stole it right?

EDIT: I was wondering if my mum new about it/if she smokes... I doubt she would though...
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Smoke it

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#12
Smoke it with him.

Wait till he comes home, and make sure you are standing/slumped in the hall with a joint in your hand.
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#13
I don't actually encourage the use of drugs, but I stick to my earlier post.

Smoke it
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#14
call the cops on him ^^


EDIT: or do something bad and use that weed you found against him.
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#15
Take it, wait a week or so, then tell him you know he smokes but you're not going to tell your mum and that you're okay with it. Then a week or so later, sell it back to him
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Smoke it with him.

Wait till he comes home, and make sure you are standing/slumped in the hall with a joint in your hand.


I dont really want to smoke it with him. =P He also says i cant do anything like drink, smoke or do drugs until i move out then i can do whatever the **** i want.

Meh...
#17
Just leave it.

Imagine being a father and not being able to relax because of YOU and then he finds his stress cure missing because of YOU.

P.S I don't believe you found ****.
#18
Turn the tables on him.

Lecture him about drugs and then he ll see how it feels xD

Or blackmail him.... I would so blackmail him.... You could do what you want...

Idea:

Tell him that if he doesn't do certain things at the dinner table, you' ll tell your mum. For example, every time your mum takes a drink your dad has to say "honey, I want to do you on the table in front of the kids" or something embarrassing to that effect.
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#19
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Smoke it with him.

Wait till he comes home, and make sure you are standing/slumped in the hall with a joint in your hand.

This, because there's the possibility of him buying more for you to share
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#20
Take it and hide it, then when he asks for it tell him you smoked it. If he's cool with it then sell it. But if he goes crazy on you then give him it back and tell him you were joking.
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#21
Smoke it all, have a good time. He cant exactly go in a giant rage and ask who stole his weed.

Thats deffinately what id be doing if I ever found out my parents had a stash.
#22
i wish my parents did drugs

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#24
Dont Smoke It!!!!!!!!

Blackmail And Sell It Back 2 Him For Triple Whats Its Worth!!!!!
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#25
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Take it and hide it, then when he asks for it tell him you smoked it. If he's cool with it then sell it. But if he goes crazy on you then give him it back and tell him you were joking.

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#26
Smoke Them Bongs Down!


Suck The Thc Down Man!!!!

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#27
Smoke it! He can't say "Son, did you smoke all my weed?", especially if he knows you don't know he does.
#28
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Just leave it.

Imagine being a father and not being able to relax because of YOU and then he finds his stress cure missing because of YOU.

P.S I don't believe you found ****.


Thats why i didn't take any (yet)

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P.S I don't believe you found ****.


...Why?...

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This, because there's the possibility of him buying more for you to share


Read my other post. He doesnt want me doing this ****. He wouldn't buy me **** all.
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Dont Smoke It!!!!!!!!

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#30
Am I the only one who thinks you should just confront him and ask about it? You could find out that he's being forced to hide it there by some gangster friends...or something similar...
#31
Next time he disappears into the shed go out there and ask if you can have a hit.

or just smoke it
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Am I the only one who thinks you should just confront him and ask about it? You could find out that he's being forced to hide it there by some gangster friends...or something similar...


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#34
This is a great setup for pure ownage.
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#35
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Replace it for herbs.

yeah he should put a little extra in it
that'll teach him
#37
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i wish my parents did drugs


I didnt think he was the drug-doing kind It was a bit of a surprise

If i were to confront him about it... what should i say?
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I didnt think he was the drug-doing kind It was a bit of a surprise

If i were to confront him about it... what should i say?


why you smokin' weed, bitch?

no seriously.

dad, i found your weed. why???
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#39
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I didnt think he was the drug-doing kind It was a bit of a surprise

If i were to confront him about it... what should i say?



Tell the truth? Just say you were looking for a nail/screw and you found it.
#40
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If i were to confront him about it... what should i say?


"Dad? have you ever done drugs?" Then you'll have him cornered! If he says no then you could prove that he's lying. If he says yes...then you can smoke it with him...>_>
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