#1
well so the story goes like this...

Some sick **** has sent me an evil msg and must be dealt a lethal blow in return. This was his msg:

"im going to steal ur seamen impregnate a 12 yr old then rape ur baby whilst its being born"

Im feeling fairly well beaten right now and need the pits expert help...


proceed
#3
report to a mod if it was through UG
EDIT: its "semen"
DONT RISK IT, BUY A BASS AMP
#6
If I were you I'd get castrated. That'll show the bastard.
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#7
So he's gonna steal the captain of your ship impregnate a 12 year old then rape your baby. Whatever seamen float his boat. You should adopt that'll show him!

Edit: Wait it's not really your baby so IDK you that's what you get for being a sperm donor.
#8
get aids. that'll show the prick
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id like to shave my balls, but i always cut myself and when i do my shaver is like om nom nom testicle skin.
#9
I'd start smoking crack and abusing your body so hard any impregnation I'll do will be aborted by default by any female body if I were you. That'll show him who's the boss.
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#10
Punch yourself in the testicles until you become infertile, that'll show him.
#11
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lol

RUN! TOM!!

but yeah...is this just a friendly war of insults or actual hatred?
UG's Batman



NOW WITHOUT CHRISTIAN BALE'S "GRUFF" LISPY VOICE!


Batman doesn't need Christmas to wear his Santa hat.
#12
Well first of all I would look for new crew on your ship, since he's going to steal them all.
I just need about $3.50
(<X.X)O=('.'Q)

I'm the motherflippin'
#14
jesus.... his not actualy going to do what he said

i just need an equally good comeback or else i loose the comp mother****ers....
which results in me having to buy beer
#16
Quote by nimrod_hahahaha
get aids. that'll show the prick


this
tell him you have aids
pie..
pie?
PIE!!!
#17
Quote by Man_Beast
jesus.... his not actualy going to do what he said

i just need an equally good comeback or else i loose the comp mother****ers....
which results in me having to buy beer

Tell him

"Yeah well atleast I piss standing up. You no good ****ing homo jackass ***** mother ****er who spells "semen" as seamen like you're from ****ing paraguay get out of my face you sick mother ****ing pedophile or I'll castrate you with my mighty sword of UG pit power you dick. UG FTW"

Then just drop it
#18
Put his balls in your ass and **** all over his balls. That should shut him up.
I just need about $3.50
(<X.X)O=('.'Q)

I'm the motherflippin'
#21
Quote by Man_Beast
jesus.... his not actualy going to do what he said

i just need an equally good comeback or else i loose the comp mother****ers....
which results in me having to buy beer

Just say
"So you're going to steal my semen? Wouldn't you have to jack me off then? You're gay."
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I know i wish i was as cool as you and be into Sum 41 and Taking back Sunday. Gaylord.

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you should call one of the songs, "Respecting Old People" just to mix things up.

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You just made a very powerful enemy BenFoffenbock.
#22
Quote by guy_tebache
lol "Steal your SEAMEN"

umm... send him (her?) a message saying something like "Oh yeah? well you're a poo-head!"
I always was good at insults

#23
Alert the authorities and have him imprisoned for criminal threatening.

That'll show the bastard.
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