#1
Indeed.

ITT we post inventions we/someone you know/someone else thought of that should be made, because they are made of pure win and would make the world a better place.

A.) A toilet that DOES wipe your ass for you.

B.) Any object that DOES wipe your ass for you.

C.) A doubleneck guitar, in which one neck is a normal 6 string guitar and the other is a bass.

D.) An amp for use with the above instrument.

E.) This topic...wait...

F.) A car that runs on it's own exhaust

G.) A car that runs on water.

H.) A Lolwut? Pear halloween costume.

Discuss.
#2
*Takes out patent idea notebook.
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#3
are these all things that already are invented? cuz european toilets clean your ass for you, like in spain and italy i think

edit: you can make the double necks on warmoth, too


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#4
Well the double necked guitar wouldn't be too hard to do really. If you got a couple thousand handy and a Gibson telephone number :P
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#5
a way to instantly electrocute people who post stupid stuff
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#6
A.) A toilet that DOES wipe your ass for you.
been done, the japanes have had them for years

B.) Any object that DOES wipe your ass for you.
didn't some english king have a royal asswiper?

C.) A doubleneck guitar, in which one neck is a normal 6 string guitar and the other is a bass.
seen it

D.) An amp for use with the above instrument.
probably need 2 amps because of the different frequency ranges

E.) This topic...wait...
omg

F.) A car that runs on it's own exhaust
thermodynamics would like to have a word with you...otherwise look up turbochargers

G.) A car that runs on water.
some people would like you to believe that this can be done, just that again the oil companies are keeping it down.... again, failure from physics

H.) A Lolwut? Pear halloween costume.
that would be epic. someone do it!!!

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are these all things that already are invented? cuz european toilets clean your ass for you, like in spain and italy i think

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet
though it a seperate thing

the japanese went one step further and integrated it all into the same bowl and made it play soothing music an do aromatherapy too

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#7
Quote by chipmunksurfer
are these all things that already are invented? cuz european toilets clean your ass for you, like in spain and italy i think


They do, really?

I didn't know that.

Okay, then, things you THINK haven't been invented.
#8
Lolwut pear costume would be easy to make and pure win, A toliet that cleans your ass is called a biday (not sure of spelling). And you could make a double neck bass and guitar, just have an input for each guitar and run two amps.
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#9
a device that locates picks for you
or a pick gnome repellent
Send me off to bed forevermore.
#10
i've played a doubleneck bass/6string

not as awesome as i thought it would be.
but it's the only one i've ever seen.
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#11
Quote by seljer

H.) A Lolwut? Pear halloween costume.
that would be epic. someone do it!!!

actually that would be epic and a half
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#12
why would you want a double neck bass/ guitar. when you think about it there really is no point except being able to say you have one.
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#13
Quote by Bassmastajazzyj
Lolwut pear costume would be easy to make and pure win, A toliet that cleans your ass is called a biday (not sure of spelling). And you could make a double neck bass and guitar, just have an input for each guitar and run two amps.


A bidet isn't a toilet, just the thing to clean your anus/genitalia/buttocks.

Hehe, anus.

I think that's right anyway, just I see them seperate from the toilet, is all.

ಠ_ಠ

wat

#14
Quote by metalscott76
why would you want a double neck bass/ guitar. when you think about it there really is no point except being able to say you have one.


A 3-man band, could be useful for the bassist to also have the option of a guitar for when it's called for.
#15
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A 3-man band, could be useful for the bassist to also have the option of a guitar for when it's called for.


get yourself another guitarist = problem solved
#17
my bathroom has one of those bidets, but im too scared to try it. id rather not have a jet of water being shot. . .you get the picture.

though my little cousin accidentally turned it on and managed to spray herself in the face with it before.
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#18
I am incredibly shocked. The Pit hasn't suggested an automatic fapping machine yet? Wow.

Fine, I'll suggest it. An Auotomatic Fapping Machine!
#19
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I am incredibly shocked. The Pit hasn't suggested an automatic fapping machine yet? Wow.

Fine, I'll suggest it. An Auotomatic Fapping Machine!


horny japanese men already invented it, i'm not going to try dig up the link....but believe me when you can get everything on the internet

perverts + technology = unstoppable
#20
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I am incredibly shocked. The Pit hasn't suggested an automatic fapping machine yet? Wow.

Fine, I'll suggest it. An Auotomatic Fapping Machine!

Exists. I've seen it in...films...

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#21
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#22
when i was a teen i made a helium push pipe.
helium balloon kit -4ft clear 1/4 hose-smoking pipe-1/4 inch sweeping tee.

you hook the gas to the straght flow of the sweeping tee and the pipe
to the sweeping side. when you turn the gas on it makes a vacum
on the pipe side,put your lips on the unused side,and you get a shot
of your smoke and helium at the same time. laughter will follow.
i dont think anyone has ever made one but me.
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#27
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I am incredibly shocked. The Pit hasn't suggested an automatic fapping machine yet? Wow.

Fine, I'll suggest it. An Auotomatic Fapping Machine!

Is that like the.... TOSS ME OFF ROBOT?
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#28
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a way to instantly electrocute people who post stupid stuff

Wouldn't that be suicide?
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#29
Most of the TS's ideas HAVE been done...
Hydrogen cars can run on water, they only give off water from the exhaust pipe.
My old guitar teacher had a doubleneck bass and guitar
some toilets clean your arse with water jets
#30
An extensive browser application that automatically checks out the sources, provided or unprovided, of any article/page you're reading online. Then once it's done working it gives you a summary of how many sources are legit, and how you could contact those sources' writers if possible, and stuff like that. A lot of BS online would be thus eliminated.

A cheap economy car, like VERY cheap, that is loaded down with electronic stuff like a nav system, a laptop with anywhere internet, a car diagnostic system, a DVD player, etc etc.

A third party program that can actually tell you everything you need to know about your computer, specifically wtf is wrong with and why it's a POS lol.
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#31
Quote by _Tim_
Most of the TS's ideas HAVE been done...
Hydrogen cars can run on water, they only give off water from the exhaust pipe.
My old guitar teacher had a doubleneck bass and guitar
some toilets clean your arse with water jets


Pretty sure hydrogen cars run on hydrogen.
#32
Quote by Msu_Man04

C.) A doubleneck guitar, in which one neck is a normal 6 string guitar and the other is a bass.


I have one of those. I lub it.