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#1
I was in my math class when a girl asked the most retarded thing I've heard in a while, "for number 3, is it ok if I put +0? Or does it have to be - 0?" My teacher looked up at her for a second and put his head down on the desk as the rest of the class laughed. She didn't get what we were laughing at.

Anyone else heard anything dumb recently?
#2
some chick got asked what 3x2 was a few years ago and couldn't answer it, I got more but can't think of any at the moment.
#4
I heard something today that was stupid, yet brilliant at the same time.

My mate said "I should make a short film about a man with a harmonica for a mouth".

Genius.
#5
I can't think of much at the moment, mainly because your avatar is dancing perfectly to the music I have on.

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#6
Quote by Son.Of.TheViper
One guy I know walked into a lampost and said "sorry" to it, that was pretty dumb.

, was he drunk?
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#7
Quote by Son.Of.TheViper
One guy I know walked into a lampost and said "sorry" to it, that was pretty dumb.



I did that once except it was a locker.
#9
i dont think anything is stupid if someone is trying to learn! even if someone is not (smart).
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#10
Quote by Son.Of.TheViper
One guy I know walked into a lampost and said "sorry" to it, that was pretty dumb.


haha, is it shameful to admit that i've done the same thing?
#12
the guitarist for my band said 2 our new drummer 2nite "im sure i saw u at T in the park but i wasnt sure" . we just looked at him like wft
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#13
Quote by Son.Of.TheViper
One guy I know walked into a lampost and said "sorry" to it, that was pretty dumb.

He's not dumb, he just has good manners.
#14
some boy in my class said (seriously) "hey guys, i think im on my period" me keeping my laughter in "why is that?" "well me penis bled last night"

i laughed so bad. i did explain to him that it was impossible for him to have a period
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the guitarist for my band said 2 our new drummer 2nite "im sure i saw u at T in the park but i wasnt sure" . we just looked at him like wft

What?

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#16
Quote by Son.Of.TheViper
One guy I know walked into a lampost and said "sorry" to it, that was pretty dumb.
i do that out of habbit incase i bump into a huge black guy .
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#17
there was a girl in my english class a year ago that thought the sun and the moon were the same thing and that in the morning aliens would light it on fire and at night they would put it out
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#18
I remember one! It's not so much stupid as weird, in grade 9 I was walking through the hall when some big black guy grabs my bag and pulls me into a classroom full of people, I'm just kind of sitting there can't think of anything to say, then he looks at me and realizes im not his friend who I guess he was trying to drag in, akward moments for all. I though I was going to get raped.
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there was a girl in my english class a year ago that thought the sun and the moon were the same thing and that in the morning aliens would light it on fire and at night they would put it out


Isn't that Scientology?
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#22
well in algebra class in 8th grade some kid was asked what 5x-5x equals and he replied "x" then the teacher got 5 markers and said "if I have 5 (x)markers and I take away 5(x) markers *he puts them all away* how many do I have" then the kid said x again then the teacher left the room lol
#23
Some guy said the word "stupidest" instead of "most stupid". I know stupidest is accepted as a legitimate word nowadays when it really isn't, but god he did sound dumb.
#24
At some presentation for child labour in grade 8, they were talking about free trade items to help stop child labour. so then they started handing out pamphlets for us to take home. Then some fat chick puts her hand up an asks "Is there chocolate in them?". I dont know if it was stupid, but damn it was funny.

Then some other time a native kid was acting all tough and said to me "If you get a black eye, tell your parents you ran into a pole". So I tell this kid off and as he's walking away, he ran into a pole. :P
#26
Quote by Aesop Rizzle
Once I walked into a lamp post and said sorry to it. Not one of my brightest moments...



#27
Grade nine music class, one girl was stupid as sin, and said many dumb things, someone was like "Okay, I'll play but it's gunna sound like ****" and she goes "But **** doesnt sound" I laughed for the duration of the other girls test and screwed her up
on another occasion we were explaining to her the rule of "i before e except after c" and my friend goes "there are some exceptions though" and we listed off a few and the last one we said was rotweiler and she goes "but rotweiler doesnt have a c in it"...... she had these "blonde" moments daily...why i talk to her i dont know
#28
Your so stupid, when God was handing out brains, you thought he said train. And then you went on the train and went for a ride.
#29
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i have a friend who thought that the water balloon we threw at her was a crater falling out of the sky.

This is one of the stupidest things i have heard in a while...

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i have a friend who thought that the water balloon we threw at her was a crater falling out of the sky.

holes don't fall silly
#31
Watching that Fred video that was posted on here yesterday and then reading the comments praising it made my IQ drop about four points.
#32
some girl called me emo cause i wore an Iron Maiden shirt. She proceeded to tell me i needed to be gangster. WTF???

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#33
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holes don't fall silly

I think he means meteorite.
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#34
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Some guy said the word "stupidest" instead of "most stupid". I know stupidest is accepted as a legitimate word nowadays when it really isn't, but god he did sound dumb.


How do you think words get added to the dictionary?
#35
My math teacher told us 1 + 3 was 2. And he was being serious. I think he smokes weed or something because he's always forgetting what he's talking about and stuff like that. Weird....
#36
When I was a freshman, my science teacher was talking about how he drove to work or something and then this girl yells out "AWW MR P WHERE DO YOU WORK?"

It took her a few minutes to get it...
#37
Quote by CaptainRon
How do you think words get added to the dictionary?


No kidding! Languages evolve. If it's accepted as legit, it's legit.
#38
One time, me and my friend were in class, and we talking about killing a moose with a Giant snowball. And this girl shouted at us "Deer hibernate stupid!"
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Quote by Silence&Requiem
there was a girl in my english class a year ago that thought the sun and the moon were the same thing and that in the morning aliens would light it on fire and at night they would put it out


Your point being?
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#40
In health class in grade 7, i didn't know what Masturbation was and then the health nurse person asked me a question about it (something about 'do you beleive its normal' or something to that effect) and i just kinda stared at her for a while not knowhing wtf she was talking about

That same class, a guy in the class actually asked "How do gay guys have sex?" and we all just kinda looked at him, then another guy said "Why the Hell do you want to know about that, Taylor?"
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