#1
i feel ****ty..make me laugh, ug..

...please, i really do need a good laugh..


(and no, the "you laugh you lose" doesn't cut it so be creative..)
--gear--

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#2
What kind of humor do you like?
Play the man, Master Ridley; we shall this day light such a candle, by God's grace, in England, as I trust shall never be put out.
#4
Memes
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i love you


I Watched Download 07 on the internet Because I'm A poor Bastard and I'm Damn Proud!
#9
FASTER TOM! RUN!!

RUSSELL!! WHAT THE ****!!
Quote by Agent Paul Smecker
They had no idea what they were in for. Now they're staring at six men with guns drawn. It was a f***ing ambush.
This was a f***ing bomb dropping on Beaver Cleaverville. For a few seconds, this place was Armageddon!
There was a firefight!
#10
nono..no memes..

something that'll make me forget about how i feel right now..

dunno..

think of it as an "internet-drink"...

something...that hits the spot..


btw, thanks for not flaming about guys, really appreciate it..
it's great when ugers help each other out...

*bear-hugs ugers*
--gear--

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Fender Custom Telecaster HH Flamed Maple Top

Marshall MG100HDFX

Dunlop Cry Baby

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#11
Quote by -deathbox-
nono..no memes..

something that'll make me forget about how i feel right now..

dunno..

think of it as an "internet-drink"...

something...that hits the spot..


btw, thanks for not flaming about guys, really appreciate it..
it's great when ugers help each other out...

*bear-hugs ugers*


why so serious? lol kiddin
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Captainjack666
the lord of sexyness...
#13
um...

Quote by Agent Paul Smecker
They had no idea what they were in for. Now they're staring at six men with guns drawn. It was a f***ing ambush.
This was a f***ing bomb dropping on Beaver Cleaverville. For a few seconds, this place was Armageddon!
There was a firefight!
#15
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked down the street with
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way.

A man walked up to them and said pleasantly 'Good morning. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'No they ain't
twins. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' he replied. 'I just couldn't
imagine someone ****ing you twice.
#19
Listen up:

I've been dating a girl with a wooden leg, but she cheated on me.


So I broke it off.
#20
Go learn a nice song on the guitar, that always cheers me up.
Ego inflating praise here:
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That is SOOOOOOOOOOO sig worthy! Pure awesomeness to you, sir.

C wut I did thar Fishy?

's UG