#1
so my friends shot me with a paint ball gun
...
pointless but funny haha
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#5
The new birthday punches, I guess...
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A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
#10
Quote by LazyLatinoRocke
Happy Birthday. Get back at him with your new present




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#12
You have Robert Plants birthday too
We fear violence less than our own feelings. Personal, private, solitary pain is more terrifying than what anyone else can inflict.
Jim Morrison
#13
oh and they put a paintball in my food and i almost ate it.
fuÇking bastards....
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#14
well
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!!!
Guitars:
'13 MIM Fender Strat - '05 Epi G-400
Amps:
Fender HRD - VHT Special 6 Ultra -
Jet City JCA20H - Mesa Rectifier 2x12
Pedulz:
Slash Wah - OCD v1.7 - Red Llama MKII -
Big Muff Pi - Carbon Copy - Phase 90 - Ditto Looper
#15
Quote by ninja dude
You have Robert Plants birthday too

and dimebag's
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#17
Happy birthday!

Sorry if your present brings back bad memories...

Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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your sarcasam amuses me


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#19
Quote by sneyob
Happy birthday!

Sorry if your present brings back bad memories...


actually that would be perfect!!
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#20
to to to .....moodswing much?
You can call me Aaron.


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Out on parole, any more instances of plum text and I get put back in...
#22
HAPPY GODDAMN BIRTHDAY!

*screams insanely as I beat TS with a stick*

*runs away screaming into a wall*


.......>_>

My things:
Bowes SLx7
Washburn WG587
Washburn X40Pro
Washburn X50
Washburn HM24
Washburn WR150
Laguna LE200s
Arietta Acoustic
First Act
Valveking 112
VHT Deliverance

#23
Quote by valennic
HAPPY GODDAMN BIRTHDAY!

*screams insanely as I beat TS with a stick*

*runs away screaming into a wall*


.......>_>


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