#1
Well, he did it. I couldn't get to him in time. Mainly because i was too lazy and possibly half-decided that i wanted him to lick the lips of a new tub girl. I hope he had his Muff Buffer, or he could be in for some trouble.

Apparently, he could smell the stank through her panties, but he some how convinced himself that he had gone "too far" and it was too late to turn back. He didn't want to embariss himself or her by pulling away, so he plugged his nose and licked away. In his own words "I'd rather die than do that again!" and "It smelled like something shit in her vagayjay, ate it, and **** it back in!".

Holy crap! that's one STANKY puss!

At least she let him pick what position he wanted when he was ready to do the deed. He told me he poured his cock yogurt all over her face for not washing down there.

I still feel bad for not warning him..

Ah well
Last edited by Stratocaster88 at Aug 21, 2008,
#4
Good ****..
I think its time to pack your things lets go,
To a place where we both know,
And dont worry, I'll drive real slow,
Spend some time before we go..
#5
Horrible. Just... horrible.
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#7
Quote by yeoman125
excellent! But do you always talk like that?


Unfortunately

..i guess i like to sound like i know what im doing
#9
post a link to the original.
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#11
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#12
that wasnt as bad as the jolly rancher incident from the other thread
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#17
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that wasnt as bad as the jolly rancher incident from the other thread

+1
#18
Quote by SlipknotRule93
that wasnt as bad as the jolly rancher incident from the other thread



I'm intrigued.... link?
#19
I kind of wish both of you and your friend would shut the hell up. Keep it in one thread next time.
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#20
You should write childrens books.
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#22
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You don't.

You sound like one of the E! presenters has suddenly developed Down's Syndrome.

Suddenly?
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#24
Quote by Minkaro
Um...developed it more?

Much better. How's it goin', Minky?
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#25
At first I thought this and its related thread was just a pathetic, juvenile attempt to seem sexually capable/knowledgeable and to garner attention.

Boy, was I wrong.
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#26
Quote by JamesDouglas
At first I thought this and its related thread was just a pathetic, juvenile attempt to seem sexually capable/knowledgeable and to garner attention.

Boy, was I wrong.


we all make mistakes
#27
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Prank calls?

What are you, 10?

Be a man and go take a shit on someone's car.

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#29
14 year olds and their vaginas eh
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#34
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that wasnt as bad as the jolly rancher incident from the other thread

Which was definitely, 100% the first place I've ever heard it...
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True that. True that.
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#35
What a beautiful description.

/wonders why no women have commented in this thread.
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#36
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What a beautiful description.

/wonders why no women have commented in this thread.



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#39
at just the term, Stank Puss. I think I'll start calling my friends that
#40
Wow. You're one messed up kid TS.
You are like a hurricane
There's calm in your eye.
And I'm gettin' blown away
To somewhere safer
where the feeling stays.
I want to love you but
I'm getting blown away.