#1
pretty easy, post the best, well, "guitar porn"

I'm not gonna put up rules and such, i'll just assume you're not gonna be retarded......
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#2
Or we could go to the Guitar forum........
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#3
Where's your contribution TS? I refuse to post said pr0n until you do.


EDIT: sgboy666- or we could go to the Guitar forum.
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#11
Quote by Erik_Aero
You mean where they use guitars as dildos?

gross.



That would imply that playboy is designed to be rolled up and used as a dildo too.


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#12
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#14
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hahahahahahahhaha, you just made my ****ty thread awesome
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...and are prepared to go down like gentlemen.

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#16
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Is that to your satisfaction TS?

I did a thorough nudity check on each of those girls

yes, thank you, hahaha
btw, the guitar is hotter than the girl in the first pic, and is that a double cut lp jr with a whammy bar???
We've dressed up in our best...

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The PBT is for those too TGP for the rest of UG.

#17


amidoinitrite?

sry bout the size
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#20
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Is that a Gibson Melody Maker?
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#21
how bout this
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We've dressed up in our best...

...and are prepared to go down like gentlemen.

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The PBT is for those too TGP for the rest of UG.

#24
Don't you guys know that guitar porn is just sexy guitars in gratuitous poses?

I mean, just look at this cheap slut. **** yeah that's hot!


Ooooh look, a cute, innocent, country girl.


Oh my! A group picture.


#27
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I seriously just laughed


the mix of these two pictures is absolutely perfect, hahhahaha


Pit, you have outdone yourself with this thread, I think
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#30
I'm surprised someone hasn't taken a picture of the whammy bar of one guitar poking into the jack of the other...

I'm sure it's only a matter of time
#31
Quote by blynd_snyper




Is that to your satisfaction TS?

I did a thorough nudity check on each of those girls



there's no guitar's in any of those pict- oh wait, i see them now
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#32
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Is that a Gibson Melody Maker?
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strap says First Act so I really doubt it
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#33
This thread made me activate star power
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#34

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First off, I'm only in this thread because someone sent me this link and asked if that was my guitar and if I knew that girl.

I didn't know I knew anyone who was ever on UG.

Second off, that is not my guitar, and I don't know that girl. That is, however, the same make and model as my guitar.

It's a FirstAct. Not a double cutaway LP, not a MelodyMaker. A POC, $100 at Wal-Mart during the Christmas season FirstAct.

However, they don't sound as awful as it's possible to sound. The worst thing is the playability. If you tweak it, it's an OK guitar, though there's probably still better uses for your $100.

And this particular guitar's owner is way hot.
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